Attack of the Stompers

by Sunnstar

 

Chapter 1
 

CARL: (disgruntled) Okay, okay, so we’ve both agreed that if they did have to fight, UltraLord would beat Llama Boy. But what if UltraLord fought Donut Boy?

SHEEN: (snorting) Then he’d lose even worse.

CARL: Nuh-uh! Donut Boy has the power to shoot donuts from his nostrils! UltraLord loves donuts!

SHEEN: (rolling his eyes) Not if they came out of Donut Boy’s nostrils.

CARL: Come on, Sheen, you’d eat a donut wherever it came from.

SHEEN: (stops walking) Carl, that’s you.

CARL: (pauses) Oh.

JIMMY: (from the DNA scanner) Hey guys! One sec, I’ll let you in!

CARL: (after they landed) OUCH! Sheen, I think you landed on my scapula!

SHEEN: (oblivious) Oooh, cake!

JIMMY: Sheen-don’t-touch-that!

SHEEN: Why not?

JIMMY: It’s the antidote!

SHEEN: (clutching his throat, pretending to choke) To what?

JIMMY: See, I’ve gone back to researching the planet of Twonkus 3—

CARL: (interrupting) What happened to that Megalomania thing?

JIMMY: (rolling his eyes) Megalomium? Well, that didn’t go so well.

He gestured to the flowers in a box hurling heavy objects at each other.

CARL: (trying not to laugh) Oh.

Sheen stopped pretending to choke.

JIMMY: See, I’ve been wanting to research more about the Twonkies. Last time didn’t really go so well…

He paused, and a brief flashback of the Stomper-transformed Twonkies rampaging around Retroville flashed through their minds. Sheen snorted.

JIMMY: Anyway, I’m trying to learn more about them, so I invented this.

He pointed to a turquoise rectangular shape the size of a microwave-oven.

JIMMY (proudly): That thing is a Matter Transporter.

SHEEN: (rolling his eyes) Oooh, impressive.

JIMMY: (ignoring him) You just put a smallish object in there, press the button, it dematerializes into thin air and reappears into its copy, which I flew to Twonkus 3—without getting off the rocket. That saves us the problem of what happened last time. So far I’ve sent up a couple of different foods and I’ve decided that acidic fruits and vegetables are mostly poisonous, but not deathly, to the Twonkies.

SHEEN: How do you know?

Jimmy pointed to an apple, an orange, and a tomato in plastic bags, followed by various types of candy. Each piece of food had a large bite in it, but dark, yellow-brown spots in varying degrees of fadedness surrounded the marks on the fruits.

JIMMY: That tells me that when the saliva of a Twonky makes contacts with the acid of the fruits (or vegetables), that occurs. Now, if that’s what happened to a non-living item like an apple, I imagine the same would happen to anything alive.

Sheen and Carl immediately stepped back.

JIMMY: But, as you’ll notice, the spots do fade after a few days. So, it would take a pretty powerful source to increase the acidic strength so much that it would become deadly.

A pronounced silence followed this statement, and then—

SHEEN: So can I have some cake or what?

JIMMY: No! Cake is one of the most sugary and sweet substances I could think of, it’s the only thing that cures them! I need it for if anything bad happens!

He pointed agitatedly to a piece of cake with a bite in it, but looked fine otherwise.

SHEEN: (loudly) Fine! I won’t have cake! So you got some onion rings or what?

 

Chapter 2


SHEEN: (walking out of the Candy Bar, holding his stomach) Man, that triple fudge extra double triple chocolate ice cream cone with extra chocolate and fudge ROCKED! (burp)

CARL: (excitedly) And the Rocky Road had actual rocks!

SHEEN: Yeah right, next you’re gunna tell me that French Vanilla isn’t from France!

JIMMY: And Sam’s new flavor, Strawberry Ketchup Sludge was delicious and incredibly messy!

SHEEN: So what did you guys have for desert?

Jimmy and Carl stared at him strangely, then all three of them burst out laughing.

CARL: Hey guys?
JIMMY: Yeah?

CARL (awkwardly): Do you think, that sometimes, in the bright light, Ms. Fowl looks kind of—

Unexpectedly, without warning, a loud whooshing noise was heard from the sky, growing louder every second. All the light was sucked from the sun, and after a moment everyone realized that something—a meteor?—was concealing it completely, continuously expanding.

And then, out of nowhere, a multicolored comet-like explosion shot down from the sky. It seemed to be made up of Twonkies—[i]angry[/i] Twonkies.

Several loud yells of “RUN!” filled the street, and suddenly no one could see (despite the brightness of the green, blue, pink, and purple Twonkies) and Jimmy found himself lying on the cement.

SHEEN: Jimmy!

JIMMY: (as the wild Twonkies bounced rapidly in his direction, waving his arm frantically) Sheen, no! Go on without me!

CARL: (running for shelter in the Candy Bar) Okay!

SHEEN: Oh, don’t be such a drama king!

Sheen doubled back to Jimmy, with the Twonky parade drawing ever closer. Within an instant, Sheen pounded his fist on both of Jimmy’s heels, activating the rocket shoes. Jimmy and Sheen rose into the air and gathered speed, flying over the panicking crowd. Jimmy scanned the group and spotted Carl.

JIMMY: Sheen, get Carl!

And Sheen dove, like he was the one controlling the rockets, and grabbed Carl’s flailing arm.

JIMMY: (gasping and panting breathlessly) How did you [i]do[/i] that?

SHEEN: (in the middle of the three of them, holding each of their arms) Thirteen years of playing video games pay off sometimes! I have cat-like reflexes, hi-yah!

Someone randomly threw a rock at Sheen’s head, which bounced off his head.

SHEEN: (after a moment) OW!

JIMMY: (snorting) Yeah. Dead cat-like reflexes.

CARL: Oooh, ooh, Jimmy, can I say it this time?

SHEEN: No, it’s my turn!

CARL: No way, you always say it!

SHEEN: So what? I always do it b—

JIMMY: Will someone just say it already?!

CARL: To the place where Jimmy makes all his cool inventions and gets us all in trouble and in fun adventures usually involving an evil villain and—

SHEEN: To the lab!

 

Chapter 3


JIMMY: (after they got back) But—but—I don’t understand!

CARL: That’s something you don’t hear everyday.

JIMMY: (shrilly) Carl, I’m serious! How did the Twonkies get so insane and angry?

SHEEN: Carl’s fault!

CARL: Hey, it was YOUR idea!

SHEEN: (awkwardly) Well, that might be both of our faults…

JIMMY: Oh no. What did you do?

SHEEN: It was Carl’s fault!

CARL: No it wasn’t! I wanted to leave, but—

JIMMY: Guys, just tell me what happened!

SHEEN AND CARL: Weeeell…

 

YESTERYDAY:

SHEEN (holding a bag of pickles): Jiiiimmy! Are you there?

CARL: (peering inside DNA scanner) Nope, no one’s in the lab.

SHEEN: Awww, but I really wanted some cake!

CARL: Fine, we’ll just use his bag of hair.

Carl turned over the third step from the door and put a hair in front of the scanner.

SHEEN: Ah, there it is! (looks at pickles) Dang, I guess I’m gunna have to throw this out if I want any cake.

Sheen tossed the pickle he was eating over his shoulder, and it landed in a purple tank with flowers in it.

CARL: Hey—hey, what’s that noise?

They turned around to see the pickle transforming, growing bigger and an angry face appearing on the top.

CARL: Hey! It’s that Megalomania thing!

SHEEN: Nooooo! It’s destroying all that is good and pickley!

He dropped the bag on the floor, and turned the box upside-down to get the first vegetable out.

SHEEN: Aaaah! Nooo!

CARL: What are you gunna do?

SHEEN: Save my poor pickles, what else? Quick, how to we move them?

CARL: Um… Help me put the bag into that green microwave!
The pickles were still vibrating angrily.

SHEEN: Are you crazy? Do you know what kind of damage we could do?

CARL: Yeah, you’re right, we shouldn’t…

SHEEN: What?! Think of the possibilites! We could end homework!

CARL: What?

SHEEN: Just put it in!

Carl and Sheen loaded the bag into the Matter Transporter and pushed buttons randomly. The machine shook and hummed, and then the pickles were gone.


Chapter 4


JIMMY: (smacking head) Sheen!

SHEEN: (defensively) What?

JIMMY: Do you have any idea what you just did?!

SHEEN: Uh… eliminate all homework forever?

CARL: Yay!

JIMMY: No, you didn’t!

SHEEN: Then whad’I do?

JIMMY: You sent extra-poisonous pickles to Twonkus 3!

SHEEN: What?

JIMMY: Good, so you understand how bad this is!

SHEEN: No, I just didn’t hear you. (digs in ear) What did you say?

JIMMY: (exasperatedly) You sent extra-poisonous, Megalomaniumed pickles to Twonkus 3! That’s why they’re so insane and power crazy!

SHEEN: Well that’s not good!

JIMMY: Duh!

CARL: Hey Jimmy, this is the part where our adventure starts, right?

JIMMY: Yes, Carl, it is.

SHEEN: Oooh, can I help? Pleeeeeeeease?

JIMMY: Yeah, you know what? I might actually need your help this time!

SHEEN: (pumping the air) YESSSS!

CARL: Can I help too? Ya know, as long as it doesn’t land me in the hospital?

SHEEN: (rolling his eyes; muttering) Again?

CARL: (incredibly fast) ’Cause remember, Jim, I AM allergic to cats-dogs-birds-horses-rabbits-frogs-turtles-cockroaches-ants-and-dolphins.

SHEEN: How can you be allergic to dolphins?

CARL: (sighing) We’ve been over this before, Sheen!

SHEEN: But it still doesn’t make any sense—

JIMMY: GUYS! Focus!

CARL: Hocus!

SHEEN: Pocus!

CARL: Abra-cadabra!

SHEEN AND CARL: Ta-da!

Jimmy stared at him, a strange look on his face.

JIMMY: (muttering) No, I don’t want to know.

Sheen and Carl shrugged at each other.

JIMMY: Guys, can I give you your jobs or not?

CARL: ’Kay.

JIMMY: Fine—okay, I have to stay here and make sure everything stays okay.

CARL: (scowling) Why do you get the easy part?

JIMMY: (angrily) How is it easy? The Twonkies could attack us all at any moment without notice!

SHEEN: …Ouch.

JIMMY: Yeah, well, your jobs won’t be so easy either. First volunteer?

CARL: Not it!

JIMMY: ’Kay, Sheen, I’m going to have to transport you to Twonkus 3. You will battle with the Twonkies—

SHEEN: (excitedly) COOL!

JIMMY: And force-feed them the antidote. This, obviously, will not be easy, seeing as they have powerful amounts of Megalomanium in them.

SHEEN: (blushing) Hehe… right… about that…

JIMMY: Carl, once I’m positive what that is, your job is to go and find the antidote. Pure cake won’t be enough, there’ll have to be something else. I know it’s definitely not going to be something from this country, or possibly this planet, and we’ll need it right away.

CARL: (confused) But I thought you didn’t know what that was!

JIMMY: Yes, but once I do know, we’re gunna need it right away.
Carl gave him a thumbs up.

CARL: All right, captain!

JIMMY: Now Sheen, you, on the other hand, can start the battle right away. If we can’t cure them, we’ll have to capture them.

SHEEN: Okey-dokey!

CARL: Artichoke-y!

SHEEN: Hocus—

JIMMY: GUYS!

SHEEN AND CARL: Sorry.

JIMMY: Sheen, you’ll need this.

He handed Sheen an ordinary-looking purple stick with two buttons, blue and black, on the end.

SHEEN: You want me to hit them with a stick?

JIMMY: No! I call it the Net Launcher, or NL. If you push the blue button a net with fly out, capturing anything within three feet of you. If you push the black button, a much bigger net will pop out, to catch multiple Twonkies at once. Once you have one in a net, put them in the Matter Transporter. Just push almost any button and then start, it doesn’t matter. Once they’re back here, I’ll keep them in a cage until they’re cured.

SHEEN: Gotcha, boss.

JIMMY: Oh, Sheen? When you said one, whatever you do, do not press 911.

SHEEN: Aye-aye, chief!

JIMMY: Oh, and Sheen?

SHEEN: What?!

JIMMY: Good luck!

SHEEN: Thanks, Jimmy.

And by some miraculous marvel of Sheen knowing exactly what to do at the right time, he opened the MT, pushed 123, and stuck his head in. With a loud yell of “Cowabungaaaaaaaaaaaaa!” Sheen was sucked through, and disappeared. The Matter Transporter hiccupped and let out a little steam.

CARL: (admiringly) He’s so brave… I wonder if we should have told him something horrible and bad might happen.

JIMMY: (staring at Carl) Now why would we tell him that?


Chapter 5 

Sheen appeared in the middle of a pink and white swirly planet, glancing around. Twonkus 3 appeared deserted; in fact for a minute he even wondered if the lack of alien life meant that he was in the right place; then he noticed one little Twonky thirty feet away. He watched in awe as the little creature opened its mouth and spit out three new Twonkies (the Megalomanium obviously increased inside the Twonkies, making it needless for more quantities of Megalomanium to be eaten), ran away, and disappeared. Then each of the new Twonkies spit out four more and did the same.

Then, after a minute, a green and two blue Twonkies noticed him and snarled. SHEEN: UltraLord is not afraid of Twonkies… UltraLord is not afraid of Twonkies...

One of the blue ones grew twice its size and beared its teeth, howling louder.

SHEEN: Okay maybe a little!

The four remaining Twonkies positively roared and advanced on Sheen, spitting up a new one with every step. In less that twenty seconds, the battlegrounds were completely covered with over three hundred Twonkies. Sheen took a deep breath and ran forward.

SHEEN: This is for UltraLoooooord!

He spun his Net Launcher around in his hand like he was practicing Kung-Fu (or something), pushing the buttons furiously.

SHEEN: (amazed) Wow, my fast-reflex video game skills paid off [i]twice/[i] today!

Sheen already had almost forty pink and purple Twonkies in nets. Every one was half-gagging and trying to duplicate itself, but it appeared impossible with the netting that Jimmy designed.

SHEEN: (jumping around) Ha! Take that! And that… and that!

Giant nets flew everywhere, capturing Twonky after Twonky.

SHEEN: Hi-ya! Come on, Twonkies, is that the best you’ve got?

The battle seemed to go on for hours, possibly days. But when over a six hundred monsters were captured, Sheen realized that he just couldn’t win. The remaining beasts were multiplying by the second and hundreds grew into thousands. There was only one answer: he needed help.

Unfortunately, the blue roaring Twonky thought that too.

It opened its mouth wider than was capable a Stomper—Sheen had one fleeting glimpse of a two-feet long fang before it pierced his arm.

Help, Sheen thought, I need help.

Dazedly, Sheen reached over for the Matter Transporter and pressed nine.

I need to get help, he thought through his stupor.

Sheen pressed one.

Jimmy… I have to call Jimmy…

He pressed one again.

Jimmy… Carl… help…

He pressed start, and the turquoise-blue swirled around in his mind before he passed out.

 

Chapter 6
 

LIBBY: Sheen! Sheen! SHEEN!! Where are you?
Libby looked around panickedly, until finally spotting Sheen and running over to him.

LIBBY: (sharply) Sheen!

SHEEN: (stirring; holding his arm limply) Whuuut? UltraLord?

LIBBY: No, it’s even better than UltraLord!

SHEEN: (jumping up, excitedly) Two UltraLords?

LIBBY: (happily) No, it’s me!

SHEEN: Dang.

LIBBY: (sarcastically) Thanks.

SHEEN: So when did you get here? How did you know I was here? Actually, why are you here?

LIBBY: About fifteen minutes ago, I think. And Jimmy called and told me what was up. He said that since he and Carl were totally busy, I needed to come help you. And yeah, I need to help you.

SHEEN: How?

LIBBY: (arching an eyebrow) Well, your arm looks pretty broken to me.

SHEEN: (looking at it in surprise) Oh. Yeah.

LIBBY: And uh, speaking of broken, didn’t Jimmy specifically tell you not to press 911?

SHEEN: Yeah, well…

LIBBY: Whatever—Jimmy gave me this ancient Japanese chocolate to give you.

SHEEN: Chocolate? I WANT!

LIBBY: (laughing) Calm down. It tastes like normal chocolate, but it has these ancient Japanese healing powers. They’re not available outside a small cult in the depths of a small forest Japan, which is why nobody’s ever heard of it. From what Jimmy told me, it was pretty hard to get it.

SHEEN: Ah, yes, that would explain the tattoo on his—

LIBBY: Eat!

Sheen took a bite of the candy and raised his eyebrows; the medicine tasted exactly like chocolate, but better, and his arm healed before his eyes and fell out of its limp position.

LIBBY: Sheen! Concentrate, we have to fight!

SHEEN: Sorry, you’re r—we?

LIBBY: We.

SHEEN: Did you say we? I heard we.

LIBBY: We! All of Retroville! Sheen, the Twonkies are getting stronger every second!

SHEEN: (looking around) Hey, speaking of the Twonkies, where are they all?

LIBBY: Once you passed out and stopped fighting, the Twonkies relaxed and stopped duplicating. I got my N-Men packet back and, thanks to yours truly, all of the Twonkies have been captured and sent to Jimmy… which took awhile.

SHEEN: (in awe) Whoa.

Libby blushed.

SHEEN: It’s like invention-palooza this week!

Libby rolled her eyes.

SHEEN: (hastily) So uh, what’s the plan?

LIBBY: I came to get you and bring you back to Retroville. Carl’s already gotten the antidote thingy—

SHEEN: What was it?

LIBBY: (rolling her eyes) Some crystallized sugarcane powder from Neptune. Cindy, obviously, helped him on that. And when I say ‘helped’ I mean, did all the work for.

SHEEN: Haha, gotcha. So, we leaving now or what?

LIBBY: Totally! Come on, this MT thing is pretty cool.

Libby held the Matter Transporter in front of her head, typing in 785 and pressing start. Sheen and Libby were sucked through a portal, and landed with a dust-covered thud in Jimmy’s lab.
 

Chapter 7 

Libby and Sheen spun in the air and fell to the floor loudly, just as the rocket landed gracefully outside on the soft, muddy ground and Carl bounded out while Cindy went to her house.

JIMMY: (shrilly and slightly hysterical) Where have you been?

LIBBY: (sarcastically) Well, let’s see. I just saved Sheen from a fatal injury on another planet and now we’re here.

JIMMY: Oh, right.

SHEEN: So what’s wrong with you?

JIMMY: (breathing) Nothing. Actually, if you’ll look around, you’ll notice that all the Twonkies Libby sent me were put in that cage and fed the cake. They’re calming down, but every now and then they start getting restless again, and I have to give them more. Aaaaand… Carl got the antidote.

SHEEN: Go Carl!

CARL: (proudly) Thank you very much.

LIBBY: (snorting) Right. Cindy did everything and you provided snacks.

SHEEN: Hey, where is Cindy?

JIMMY: (shrugging) Beats me.

SHEEN: Oh, what was the antidote by the way?

JIMMY: Crystallized sugar cane from Neptune. See, cake had some calming elements in it, such as water and eggs—but sugarcane is a hundred percent pure sugar.

SHEEN: Sugar cane?! Oh sure, give him the good part.

LIBBY: So uh, how are all the Twonkies gunna be cured at once? Last time I checked, Carl only got, like, twenty actual sugarcane plants. And there are, like, two thousand Twonkies!

JIMMY: Do you remember the time when I accidentally caused a second ice age?

SHEEN: How could I forget? I haven’t been warm enough to eat ice cream since. (loudly) Do you know what kind of suffering I’ve been through, man?!

JIMMY: I meant, do you remember how I ended it?

CARL: I had to sweat. A lot.

LIBBY: Yeah, you had that giant spraying thingy. Why?

JIMMY: I’m going to crush the sugarcane into a powder and put it in ‘that giant spraying thingy.’ You guys’ll help me move them all outside and when I spray the sugarcane, that and the cake will combine to cure them completely. Then I can just fly them back to Twonkus 3 in a net all at the same time.

CARL: So why can't we just do that right now?

JIMMY: (clears his throat significantly) In case you haven’t noticed, there are still a whole ton of Twonkies outside, invading Retroville.

CARL: Right.

JIMMY: And there’s, uh, a problem.

CARL: Uh oh.

SHEEN AND LIBBY: What is it?

JIMMY: The Twonkies… aren’t exactly Twonkies anymore.

SHEEN: (nervously) What do you mean?

JIMMY: They… transformed.

LIBBY: What?

JIMMY: Retroville isn’t being invaded by Twonkies anymore.

SHEEN: What?

JIMMY: They transformed into Stompers.

 

Chapter 8
 

CARL: (outside the lab) Jimmy, c’you let me—

JIMMY: Hey Carl!
Carl landed painfully on the floor.

CARL: Well ow!

JIMMY: Sorry, but it’s an emergency!

CARL: What is it?

JIMMY: I found out what the antidote is.

CARL: Oooh, what is it?

JIMMY: Crystallized sugar cane.

CARL: Well, that shouldn’t be too—

JIMMY: From Neptune.

CARL: (meekly) Hard.

JIMMY: See, cake had some calming elements in it, such as water and eggs—but sugarcane is a hundred percent pure sugar.

CARL: Sugar? Did… did you say one hundred percent sugar? Sent me to Neptune now!

JIMMY: (laughing) Relax. You’re gunna need help, aren’t you? Sheen 9-1-1-ed so I sent him Libby. I’m sending Cindy with you to make sure you uh, remember what you’re there for.

CARL: Riiiight. So uh, when do I go?

CINDY: (seemingly appearing from nowhere, sighing) Right now.

CARL: Yay! Ooh, I’ll provide snacks!

JIMMY: (leading them outside) Come on, rocket’s out back.

CINDY: (looking around, where Stompers were now terrorizing the town; sighing) Let’s just get this over with.

JIMMY: ’Kay, the coordinates are on autopilot. Good luck

* * *
 

CARL: (as the rocket was flying) Are we there yet?

CINDY: No.

CARL: Oh… are we there yet?

CINDY: Nope.

CARL: Oh… are we there yet?

The rocket took a sudden nosedive and landed smoothly on a blue, icy planet.

CINDY: We’re there yet!

CARL: Okay, good. So where do you think the sugary stuff is?

CINDY: Hmm… (looking around) Now if I were an earth-saving-plant, where would I be?
She looked down next to her foot, where huge, frozen blue-white leaves were planted conveniently.

CINDY: (nonplussed) Well that was easy.

CARL: Who wants the last fruit chewy?

Cindy grabbed a several fistfuls of sugarcane and held them up.

CINDY: Come on, let’s go! Jimmy needs this stuff a-sap.

CARL: Yeah, you’re r— did you just call him Jimmy?

CINDY: …No.

 

Chapter 9
 

SHEEN: (whispering) Okay, Jim. There are about two thousand Stompers outside of this very room. We have twenty-one sugarcane plants. What are we gunna do now?

JIMMY: (bewildered) Sheen, you don’t have to whisper.

SHEEN: WHAT ARE WE GUNNA DO NOW?

JIMMY: (rubbing his ear) You don’t have to shout either!

LIBBY: Seriously, guys, what are we supposed to do?

SHEEN: Alright, here’s the plan.

Jimmy, Sheen, Libby, Carl, and Cindy all huddled up like football players setting up a plan, all looking surprised that Sheen was taking charge.

SHEEN: Cindy, you jump out right away and take this stick. Try to distract as many Stompers as possibly by fighting them until Jimmy or I come in. I’ll get out there and shoot them cake with a paintball gun. Carl, stay in here and shred as much sugarcane as possible. When you’re done, put what’s left of it in that red bin—it connects to the top of the spraying thingy. Jimmy, once I give the signal, jump up on top of the thingy and spray. When we’re all done with that, Carl can provide snacks.

CINDY: (blinking) Wow. That was strangely smart-sounding.

JIMMY: (whispering) It would sound a lot smarter if he didn’t call the Sweat Sprayer ‘the thingy.’

SHEEN: (because Libby and Carl were still staring at him) Hey, someone’s gotta be the main character in this story!

A distant scream of “No, not my chocolate sprinkles!” echoed from the streets, and Sheen looked at everyone else meaningfully.

SHEEN: Aaaand, break! 

CINDY: (jumping out from behind the clubhouse wall) Hey little uglies! Come over here and fight!
Nine of the Stompers turned around and roared, advancing on her.

CINDY: Haha, not today, guys!

She shot net after net after net (after net), and seven of the Stompers yelled wildly and stepped back, clawing at the nets. None of them actually came close to capturing them, of course, but the Stompers were scared nonetheless.

The two remaining monsters punched and kicked and took threatening, earth-quaking steps, but Cindy missed them all. Firing four more nets, Cindy cried out triumphantly as the two Stompers retreated and ran to the back of the parade.

CINDY: Sheen, hurry up!

SHEEN: Almost done!

Sheen was launching hundreds of pieces of cake randomly in the air. Occasionally when he saw a different Stomper he aimed specifically at its mouth, and soon enough he had them all done.

SHEEN: The mummies stalked 7-11!

Everybody, including the Stompers and Sam Melnick, turned to stare at Sheen.

SHEEN: That’s the signal, Jimmy!!

JIMMY: (sarcastically) Oh yeah, ’cause ‘go’ would have been so hard.

He jumped off a huge diving board onto a huge bottle of spray. A colossal amount of light purple-blue mist filled the air. The townspeople all stopped and put down their pitchforks and torches to breathe in the wonderful aroma of the sugarcane.

Even the Stompers paused to sniff at the air. One by one, each Stomper shrunk ten feet and curled up into a brightly colored fluffy ball.

SHEEN: Woohoo!

LIBBY: We did it!

CARL: Who wants fruit chewies?



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