Chapter
1: In the
Lab…
One day, Jimmy was in the lab with Goddard fixing his
shrink ray…
Jimmy: The
shrink ray has been a little weird lately so I’m
making corrections on it.
Goddard:
Bark! Bark!
(Jimmy’s Mom,
Judy appears on the screen in the lab).
Judy: Jimmy,
it’s time for school.
Jimmy: Okay
mom.
Jimmy (To
Goddard): I better not bring the shrink ray. Remember
when it shrunk Miss Fowl?
Judy: Come on
Jimmy, or you’ll be late.
Jimmy: All
right I’m coming. Bye Goddard!
Goddard:
Bark!
Chapter 2: The
New Girl
(When Jimmy
got to school Miss Fowl had something to tell
the class).
Sheen: Is it
summer vacation already?
Carl: Is
Llama-Boy coming to town?
Carl: Okay.
(Just then a
girl walks in the room with brown eyes, dark
brown hair pulled back in a ponytail, and wearing a lavender UltraLord
shirt).
Sheen: Whoa,
are you an ultra goddess, a beautiful queen,
or a gorgeous warrior princess?
Sheen:
(sighs) Samantha…what a beautiful name for such a
divine creature.
Samantha:
Who’s Jimmy?
Cindy: The
kid with the huge head!
(The class
starts laughing, except for Jimmy and Samantha).
Class: Ugh,
not again!
(After Miss.
Fowl puts on the tape she soon falls fast
asleep).
Libby: So
Sam, where are you from?
Sheen:
Heaven?
Samantha: No
silly, I’m from
Carl: Wow,
that’s where the 1st llama movie takes place!
Cindy: Sounds
cool.
Samantha: So
what are your names? I already know Jimmy.
Cindy: I’m
Cindy.
Carl: (snort)
My name is Carl.
Libby: Libby.
Sheen: I’m
Sheen! (Noticing Sam’s UltraLord shirt) Hey…do
you like UltraLord?
Samantha:
Like him? I worship him! He’s like the
coolest superhero ever!
Sheen: (Looks
at her in a dreamy way) Where have you been
all my life? (Faints).
Samantha: (giggles) He’s funny.
Cindy &
Libby: Oh pleez!
Carl: Yuck! Too much
love here. Where is my inhaler when I
need it?
(The bell
rings for lunch).
Libby: Hey
Samantha…
Samantha: You
can call me Sam if you want.
Cindy: Okay
Sam, Libby and I were wondering if you would
like to sit with us at lunch.
Samantha: I’d
love to sit with you guys.
Libby: Okay
then let’s hit it!
(The girls
walk out of the room).
Sheen: (gets
up) Isn’t Samantha the most awesome girl in
the history of forever?
Jimmy: Well…I
don’t really know her that much to state my
opinion.
Carl: I agree
with Jimmy.
Sheen: I
can’t believe you guys.
Carl: Ooh,
Sheen’s in love!
Sheen: Stop
it Carl.
Jimmy: (looks
at the clock) Hey let’s get to lunch so we
can find a good seat.
Carl &
Sheen: Okay.
Chapter 3:
Lunchtime!
(Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen are sitting together at lunch).
Carl: Hey
Jimmy, do you like my new llama stickers?
Jimmy: Yeah.
Carl: Do you
think Llama Boy would like them?
Sheen: Oh
please Carl, Llama Boy is just a made up
character to brainwash the masses.
Carl: Oh
yeah, like you would know!
Sheen: Yeah…well
(looks at Samantha sitting with Cindy and Libby at the other table).
Carl: Speaking of
brainwashing.
Jimmy: Hello,
Earth to Sheen.
Carl: I
wonder why Samantha would want to sit with Cindy
and Libby.
Jimmy: Yeah,
I know.
Sheen: UltraLord
knows but my angel can sit wherever she wants to and besides Jimmy, you
know
you like Cindy!
Jimmy: No I
do not!
Well…well…at least I’m not oblivious ever time I look at
Samantha.
Carl: STOP
FIGHTING!
(Cut to
Cindy’s table).
Libby: So
Sam, do you like it here?
Samantha: Yeah, it’s
cool.
Cindy: Do you
know that Ultra-nerd is looking at you?
Samantha:
Yeah, so?
Cindy: It
must stink to have Sheen like you.
Samantha: Actually I
think he’s sweet in a cute hyperactive way!
Cindy & Libby:
Yuck!
Cindy: Oh
Libby, I just remembered it’s time to go over to
Jimmy’s table for our daily rude remarks and comments.
Samantha: Why
would you want to be mean?
Libby: ‘Cause
Jimmy is a big show-offy butt brain.
Cindy: I USED
TO BE THE SMARTEST KID IN RETROVILE BUT EVER
SINCE JIMMY NEUTRON MOVED HERE HE’S THE SMARTEST? And
he always makes all these inventions that
almost ruin the town…
Libby: Or
endanger the country…
Cindy: Or the
world…
Libby: Or the
universe…
Samantha: Okay, okay
cool it. I get your point!
(Cut to
Jimmy’s table).
Jimmy: Oh
look here comes Cindy. Oh great.
Carl: And
Libby.
Sheen: And…there’s
Samantha.
Cindy: Hi
losers.
Samantha: Hello
guys.
Sheen: (sigh)
I love the way you say hello.
Carl: (rolls
his eyes) And people say I’m obsessed with
llamas.
Jimmy: What
are you doing here Vortex?
Cindy: Oh,
just trying to make your life miserable.
Carl: Do you
always have to do that?
Cindy: What’s
the world I’m looking for…oh yeah, YES!
Jimmy: Why
don’t you just leave us alone?
Sheen: Oh
Jimmy, (looking at Sam) they can stay here as
long as they want to.
Libby: Will
it looks like our daily 2 minutes of rude
remarks and comments is up.
Cindy: See ya
geeks!
Samantha: Bye
Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen.
(The girls
walk away).
Sheen: Adios! My
Ultra-queen. (To Jimmy) She’s the most
beautiful girl in all
of the galaxies.
Jimmy: That
was unexpectedly short. I hate it when
they make fun of us.
Carl: Well,
at least Sam doesn’t.
Sheen: Yeah!
Jimmy: Do you
guys want to come over to the lab today after
school? I’m fixing the shrink ray but
you can come over if you want to.
Carl &
Sheen: Sure!
Chapter 4:
Trouble Begins
In the lab after a while…
Carl: Jimmy,
I’m tired.
What are you doing?
Jimmy: I told
you, working on the shrink ray.
Carl: But
does it really take that long?
Jimmy: Yes. Hey Sheen,
what are you doing?
Sheen: (has a
secretive smile on his face) Oh nothing.
Carl: Well,
it must be something. (Grabs Sheen’s notebook from
school).
Sheen: Hey,
give it back or prepare to face the wrath of
UltraLord!
Carl: Um
Sheen, why does you notebook have hearts all over
it and Samantha’s name on it?
Sheen: I
don’t know must be some other guy’s notebook.
Jimmy: Yeah,
sure. Let’s
take a break for a little while and go to the Candy Bar.
Sheen: Sure,
I need some sugary, tangy, crunchy substance
coursing through my body.
Carl: (snort)
Okey dokey, but I want to watch the Llama
Channel after that.
(The boys are
on Jimmy’s front lawn when they come across
Cindy, Libby, and Sam).
Jimmy: Oh no,
not you again.
Cindy: Oh
yes, us again.
Carl: I
thought you already tormented us today.
Libby: Yeah
well, we like to do it frequently.
Samantha: Hey
boys, nice to see you again.
Sheen: (kisses Sam’s
hand) Maybe someday our souls will merge into one mere kiss.
(Everyone
looks at him weirdly).
Sheen: (Looks
embarrassed) What?
Samantha: Hey
everybody, I got the new UltraLord special
edition action figure.
Cindy: Those
dolls are so stupid.
Sheen: No
they are not!
Wow, I don’t even have that one yet.
Libby: So
where are you losers off to?
Carl: The
Candy Bar.
Jimmy: Cindy
can you do me a favor?
Cindy: Whatever.
Jimmy: LEAVE
US ALONE!
Libby: Why
are you trippin’?
Carl: Maybe
it’s because you are bothering us.
(All of a
sudden Jimmy’s backpack starts to shake).
Samantha: Hey
Jimmy, what’s up with your backpack?
Jimmy: I
don’t know.
I put my shrink ray in there but I fixed it. It should be better
now.
Carl: Uh oh…
Cindy: What’s
happening?
Everybody:
AAAHHH! HELP!
(The next
minute they know they are all shrunk).
Jimmy: Okay,
this is bad.
Sheen: Cool!
Chapter 5: A
Little Problem
Now we find our gang shrunk, lost in Jimmy’s front yard.
Jimmy: This
wasn’t supposed to happen.
Cindy: Now
look what you’ve gotten us into, Nerdtron.
Libby: Yeah,
do you have to put us in danger all the time?
Sheen: We are
missing UltraLord!
Samantha: Speaking
of UltraLord, this is like what happened in episode #217.
Carl: (in a
nervous voice) I’m scared Jimmy, I don’t want
to be shrunk for the rest of my young life.
I miss my mommy already. (Falling
into Libby’s arms) Can someone hold me?
Libby: (in a
disgusted voice) Err…no.
Sheen: Don’t
worry Sam, if you get scared we can always
hold hands.
Cindy: Start
explaining Neutron…
Libby: Or
we’re kicking your butt.
Jimmy: Okay,
okay, okay!
Samantha: It’s okay
Jimmy; everybody makes mistakes.
Sheen: My
darling is right.
Even though his mistakes almost destroy everything, put the town
in
danger…or…
Everybody: Sheen!
Samantha: So
what happened?
Cindy: Sam,
let me handle this. WHAT HAPPENED?
Jimmy: Well I
was fixing the shrink ray after you know the
thing that happened with Miss. Fowl and the time the Space Bandits
shrunk our
town but I guess it had a little malfunction, I guess.
Libby: More
like a BIG malfunction!
Jimmy: We are
a quarter of an inch tall, sixty four feet
from the house and…
Cindy: Cut to
the chase.
Jimmy: That’s
an equivalent of 3.2 miles. That’s a far
distance, even for a man of
science.
Carl: So now
what do we do?
Sheen: (gazing at
Sam) We could play Spin the Bottle.
Samantha: I’m
game!
(The others
stare at Sam weirdly).
Samantha: Let’s not.
Libby: What
time is it?
Jimmy: By the
position of the sun I’d say it’s around
Carl: Oh no,
we are going to have to spend our whole
miserable lives the size of ants and I’ll never see another llama
again.
Cindy: Oh
shut up you ding-dong.
Sheen: Curse
you front yard of doom!
Samantha:
Well we have to do something if we want to get
outta here. Let’s ask ourselves…what
would UltraLord do?
Sheen: I like
the way you think.
Cindy &
Libby: Oh pleez!
(Just then
they look up and hear a noise. It’s their
friend, Liz from school).
Sheen: Hey
everybody, it’s Liz.
Libby: Maybe
she can help us.
Jimmy: Hey, I
usually come up with the plans.
Cindy: Those
never work.
Carl: Okay
everybody start yelling and screaming at the top
of your lungs.
(They all
yell loudly, but Liz can’t hear them).
Liz: Hello,
anyone there?
Samantha: Oh
great, she can’t hear us.
Sheen: Oh
well, we’re doomed.
Chapter 6: Bedtime
Blues
(It’s getting late and the gang is still shrunk).
Carl: Jimmy,
I’m so hungry.
Libby: Me
too, I wish I had a Purple Flurp the size of a
truck.
Jimmy: Libby,
if you had a Purple Flurp it would be the
size of a truck.
Cindy: So
genius, what are we supposed to do about food?
Samantha: Yeah, I’m
starved.
Jimmy: That’s
the problem, I don’t know.
Libby: Now
what are we going to do?
Sheen: Now
everybody stay calm. Let’s not point
fingers (pointing his finger)
but it’s all Jimmy’s fault.
(Just then
they spot a big cookie).
Carl: (eyes
get big) Wow, that’ the biggest cookie I’ve
ever seen.
Jimmy: Well,
I guess that answers your questions.
Sheen: Wow
this is totally sweet, but not as sweet as Sam
of course.
Samantha: Yeah, it
beats spinach!
Libby: Uh-oh,
it’s getting dark now.
Carl: (nervously) I
don’t like the dark!
Cindy: Quit
being a baby, the dark isn’t scary.
Samantha: At
least we’ll have the streetlights.
Sheen: I’ll
protect you from the dark, Sam.
Jimmy: (noticing a
good spot to sleep) Hey everybody, let’s sleep here.
Sheen: Sam,
you can sleep next to me if you want to.
Samantha: (grabbing
his hand) You’re so sweet.
Carl: Um…Sheen, why
are you sweating?
Sheen: No
reason.
Libby: Jimmy,
how are you going to un-shrink us?
Jimmy: I
haven’t figured out that little detail yet.
Cindy: Well,
you better or else I’ll hit you so hard it
will wake up your dentist!
Carl: Yeah,
how are we going to get home in time for school
tomorrow?
Jimmy: Hey,
why do I have to answer all these questions?
Cindy: Maybe
because YOU’RE THE GENIUS HERE!
Carl: I miss
my stuffed llamas, my mommy, my daddy, and
Jimmy’s mom…
(Everyone
looks at Carl confused).
Carl: I mean
my LlamaBoy action figure.
Sheen: You
mean, if Jimmy doesn’t un-shrink us by tomorrow
we don’t have to go to school? Awesome!
Libby: Not
that awesome, I want to get home to my CD
collection right now.
Samantha: (angry)
Sheen, we’re going to miss UltraLord again.
Sheen: I love
it when you’re angry. (Libby slaps him)
Ouch, this really stinks!
Cindy: No
way, Nerdtron am I going to let you ruin my
perfect school attendance record!
Jimmy: I’m
sorry, everybody, that I got you into this mess.
Samantha: It’s all
right; you’ll eventually find a way to make us bigger, (muttering) I
hope.
Carl: Let’s
just go to sleep. I’m so tired.
Sheen: Oh
cool, look a dime!
Everybody: Sheen!
Sheen: Sorry.
Meanwhile in
Jimmy’s house…
Judy: Hugh,
are you wondering where Jimmy is?
Hugh: Yeah, I
haven’t seen Jimbo all day.
Judy: I’m
getting nervous, it’s really late.
Hugh: Don’t
worry, Sugar Booger he’s probably in the lab
making another crazy invention.
Judy: (nervously) I
hope you’re right.
Chapter 7:
Morning Mishap
It’s the next
morning and everybody is still asleep except for one person…
Carl: Come on,
everybody get up!
Jimmy: Aww,
Carl. I’m tired.
Samantha: (in a
sleepy voice) 5 more minutes…
Cindy: (angry) Oh
great.
Libby: (yawning)
What’s the matter Cindy?
Cindy: I thought
this was all just a bad dream but we’re still small!
Sheen: (half asleep)
I want to watch UltraLord.
Samantha:
Sheen,
it’s the morning get up.
Cindy: Well this is
just perfect…we’re the size of ants and I’M STILLNOT
perfect
attendance award at the
Jimmy: Cindy, are
you going to stay mad the whole time or are you going to
Cindy: I’LL STAY MAD
AT YOU THE WHOLE TIME!
Libby: You gotta
chill out girl.
Carl: This is getting ridiculous, Jimmy. I
don’t want to be this size the
Jimmy: Hey I got an
idea!
Libby: Finally.
Sheen: Tell us
Jimmy! The sooner you tell us
the plan, the sooner I get to
watch
UltraLord.
Jimmy: Maybe we can
call Goddard: Dogs have a
great sense of hearing,
Cindy: Yeah right,
like that mutt full of bolts will ever come in handy.
(Jimmy gives
her a
dirty look).
Samantha: Yeah,
that’s a great idea!
Carl: Hey everybody,
let’s sing a song to get Goddard’s attention.
Libby: (to Cindy) He
wouldn’t.
Cindy: (rolling her
eyes) He would.
Carl: (singing) I am
master of the llamas! I wish I had my
pajamas! I’ve
Samantha: Carl, stop
it. This is really annoying.
Jimmy: Not this
again.
Sheen: (holding his
ears) Make him stop! I
can’t take this anymore.
Carl: Sorry.
Samantha: Let’s just
whistle.
Sheen: (sigh) You
are so smart and beautiful and awesome and…
Everyone
(except Sam
and Sheen): Sheen!
Cindy: Goddard
better be able to hear us, Jimmy.
(Everyone
starts to
whistle; meanwhile in the kitchen Goddard picks up their
Libby: Hey, it’s
Goddard!
Goddard: (walking
towards them) Bark, bark.
Jimmy: See Cindy, I
told you Goddard could hear us.
(Just then as
Goddard is coming towards them Humphrey, Cindy’s dog comes
is
too distracted and
Jimmy: Look what
your stupid dog did, Cindy!
Cindy: What? Humphrey is
not stupid. He’s way better than Goddard.
Jimmy: Oh yeah?
Cindy: Yeah!
(Libby, Carl,
Sheen, and Samantha look at each other).
Libby: We have to
break up this fight.
Samantha: Yeah, I
agree. Fighting isn’t going to
help anything at this
Sheen: (to Sam) Or
we could stare at each other all day long.
Libby: Will you do
the honor, Carl?
Carl: It would be my
pleasure.
Cindy: What are you
talking about? My dog is
way better.
Jimmy: No, mine is.
Carl: STOP FIGHTING,
STOP, STOP, STOP! (Takes
a breath).
(Cindy and
Jimmy
look at Carl in disbelief and then look at each other).
Libby: You see guys,
this ain’t helpin’ anything. We have to
focus here.
Samantha: Libby’s
right, you two have to stop getting on each other’s
Sheen: (dreamily)
Yeah. (Libby slaps him)
Ouch, that hurt!
Jimmy: Well, I still
think your dog is dumb.
Cindy: No, no, no, I
think you’ve got it mixed up.
Carl: I think this
is going to go on for a long time.
Cindy: (to Jimmy)
Know-it-all.
Jimmy: Ignorant
girl.
Chapter 8: Lawnmower Matters
(It’s now
around
noon and we find our gang still lost).
Libby: When we get
back to normal, I’m going to listen to
my CD’s. They
Carl: You mean if we
get back to normal. I
wish LlamaBoy could save us.
Sheen: Oh please,
LlamaBoy is just a stupid llama who is a crossing guard.
Besides he isn’t even real.
Carl: LlamaBoy is
more than just a crossing guard…he’s my hero.
Samantha: If it’s
anybody who should save us it’s UltraLord.
Sheen: You know Sam;
the love of a pretty girl can save the love of an Ultra
Libby: (To Sheen) Get
your tongue off the floor! Come on
people I want to
Jimmy: Well guys, if
Humphrey didn’t chase Goddard away we’d all be back to
Cindy: Don’t blame
this on Humphrey, Neutron it’s your fault why we’re even
Libby: (to Sam) Uh
oh, not this again.
Cindy: Jimmy, you
just can’t admit that Humphrey is the better dog.
Jimmy: No way,
Goddard is way cool and more efficient.
Samantha: (angry) Oh
for the love of Pete, will you two stop fighting?
Sheen: Who’s Pete? Someone I should
know about?
Carl: It’s just an
expression, Sheen.
Sheen: Of love?
Cindy: Ewww…no,
Ultranerd!
Jimmy: Since we
can’t get back to my lab, we have to find my shrink ray.
It’
Libby: What would be
the point? It’s busted.
Jimmy: Then we would
have to get to my lab somehow and I’d have to generate
Sheen: Hey
everybody, this sort of reminds me of that movie where that
wacky
scientist dude
shrinks his kids and their neighbors. Even
though UltraLord
Samantha: Oh yeah,
that movie is so cool.
(Just then
they hear
Hugh, Jimmy’s dad walk outside).
Hugh: (inhaling) Ah,
what a beautiful day. The sun is
shining, the ducks
Cindy: Um…Jimmy,
have you ever noticed that your dad is a little odd?
Carl: (snort) Yeah,
all he ever does is talk about pie and ducks.
Sheen: I have to
agree with Carl on this one.
Libby: Look who’s
talking, Sheen. You’re obsessed
with UltraLord.
Jimmy: Okay, okay,
okay. I know that my dad
isn’t exactly bright but he is
Hugh: Looks like
it’s time to mow the lawn.
Samantha: Uh oh, if
he mows the lawn we’ll all be chopped to bits!
Cindy: Can your dad
be any stupider Neutron?
(Hugh starts
to mow
the grass. The mower makes a
loud noise and it’s
Libby: (looking at
the mower) We are gonna die!
Carl: Shall we run
for our lives?
Sheen: (calm) Oh
yes, let's.
(Everybody now
starts running from the mower getting closer and closer!)
Samantha: (while
running) Well Jimmy (panting) have any suggestions?
Jimmy: RUN FASTER!
Sheen: Hey, I could
have thought of that.
(All of a
sudden Cindy slips and is left behind).
Cindy: Someone help
me!
Libby: Oh no, Cindy’s left behind.
Jimmy: Cindy!
Cindy: Jimmy, help
me!
Samantha: We have to
do something.
Jimmy: I’ll go back.
Sheen: No Jimmy,
you’ll be killed too.
(Jimmy goes
back to
help Cindy).
Sheen: Well, that’s
the last time we’ll ever see them.
Carl: Oh no! I can’t watch
my two friends get chopped to death. Can
Cindy: Neutron help
me!
Jimmy: I am!
(The blade is
about
an inch away. Libby, Carl,
Sheen, and Samantha watch
Chapter 9: A Heroic Escape
(Just in a split
second, Jimmy pushes Cindy out of the way to safety, when
Judy: (yelling from
the house) Hugh, I made fresh blueberry pie.
Hugh: Yummy. I’ll be
there in a minute Sugar Booger.
(Hugh runs
into the
house. Meanwhile, Jimmy and
Cindy are out of breath
Libby: Hey Cindy, you
okay girl?
Cindy: (panting)
Yeah.
Samantha: I’m so
glad you’re okay! You and Jimmy just barely made it.
Sheen: SPEAK TO ME,
JIMMY! SPEAK TO ME!
Jimmy: (gets up)
Okay, I’m up.
Carl: That was so
amazing Jimmy.
Cindy: Umm…I can’t
believe I’m saying this but thanks for saving me
Jimmy: You’re
welcome, Cindy.
Cindy: It was pretty
heroic.
Jimmy: Umm…thanks.
Libby: Smells like
romance is in the air to me.
Carl: Eww…you mean,
Jimmy and Cindy…
Samantha: Yup.
Sheen: Yeah Sam, it
does smell like romance is in the air.
(Puckers up).
Carl: Yuck, stop
with all that lovey, romancey stuff.
Who’s up for a group
Libby: I just hope
we can get back to normal soon. Hey, I
wonder if our
Chapter 10: Worried Parents
Meanwhile in the
kitchen…
Hugh: (licking his
fingers) Sugar Booger, you’ve really out done yourself
Judy: (looking at
the clock) Hugh, I’m still thinking about Jimmy. It’s
3 o
(Just then
they hear
a knock at the door).
Judy: Let me get it.
Hugh: Alrighty then.
(Judy answers
the
door and it’s Liz from Jimmy’s class).
Judy: Liz? Sweetie,
what are you doing here?
And with all these textbooks?
Liz: Hey Mrs.
Neutron! Miss. Fowl wanted me
to give Jimmy his homework
Hugh: You mean
Jimbo’s been absent?
Liz: Yeah, actually
some of the kids in my class were not there today.
You
Judy: (has a worried
look) Uh-oh. My poor baby…
(Starts crying
Hugh: Liz, honey I
think you should go home now.
Liz: But…but? I don’t
understand. What’s wrong?
Hugh: Out you go!
(Pushes her out the door and slams it).
Liz: (shrugs her
shoulders) Weird people.
Judy: Hugh, I think
we should call the police. I
miss Jimmy so much. Who
Hugh: (playing with
his ducks) In a minute honey, Sir-Quacks-A-Lot needs his
Judy: (rolls her
eyes) Hugh, this is serious. Our son is
missing and all
Hugh: Your point?
Judy: DO SOMETHING!
Hugh: Okay honey,
I’ll call up right now.
Judy: Please do.
Hugh: (Gets on the
phone) Hello? Operator, give me the phone number for 911!
Judy: On second
thought let’s just go downtown to the police station.
I
Hugh: It’s okay;
he’ll eventually turn up.
(Judy and
Hugh walk out of the house and are on their way
downtown).
Chapter 11: Station
Situation
(Judy and
Hugh have
just gotten to the police station).
Officer: (biting
into a doughnut) What seems to be the problem?
Judy: Our son, Jimmy
is missing!
Officer: Uh-huh and
how long has your son been gone?
Hugh: About a day or
so.
Officer: Okay, we’ll
get on the case as soon as possible.
Don’t call us, we
’ll call you.
Buh-bye now!
Hugh: Hey that’s my
line!
Judy: What? That’s it?
You’re just going to forget all about
this and you
’re not going
to help this situation at all?
Officer: I’m very
busy today and…
Judy: Well listen up
mister, my son is out there somewhere and if you don’t
help us find him
soon I’ll…
Hugh: Now Butter
Biscuit…
Judy: Don’t you
Butter Biscuit me!
Officer: Calm down
ma’am, this is no time to panic.
Judy: This is the
perfect time to panic! My son
is lost.
Officer: (nervously)
Okay, I’ll get right on it.
(Just then
Mrs.
Vortex, Cindy’s mom walks in the police station).
Officer: (to Judy
and Hugh) Hold on a minute you two, I have to deal with
this person now.
Mrs. Vortex:
Officer, my daughter Cynthia is lost.
Hugh: Hey aren’t you
the mom of that mean little girl, Cindy?
You know you’
re
interfering with the
search and rescue here!
Mrs. Vortex: What
are you losers doing here?
Judy: Jimmy is lost.
Mrs. Vortex: Oh, you
mean that bigheaded idiot who goes to school with my
perfect
Cynthia?
Mrs. Vortex:
Officer, you must do something.
My poor little baby is out in
the world all
alone with no protection!
Hugh: (muttering to
Judy) I feel sorry for the world.
Mrs. Vortex: What
did you say?
Hugh: Nothing!
Mrs. Vortex: Well it
better have been nothing. I
wouldn’t talk if I were
you ‘cause
you’re the lowest on the scale of losers.
Hugh: Oh yeah? Well you’re
the meanest, ugliest lady I’ve ever met
and I
don’t think
my ducks would like you very much and…
Judy: (covers Hugh’s
mouth) Be quiet honey, you don’t want to get her mad.
Mrs. Vortex: Yeah,
zip it!
Officer: Now calm
down everybody. Things like
this happen all the time.
This police squad is
the best in Retro County; if it’s anyone that will help
find your kids it’s
them. In the meantime,
I’ll give you a call if we come
across them.
All Parents: Okay.
Officer: But before
you go I need pictures and descriptions of your kids.
Judy: (shows a
picture of Jimmy) This is my son James but we call him Jimmy.
He’s
very
academically advanced for his age and he
likes to make
inventions.
Mrs. Vortex: (shows
a picture of Cindy) This is my Cynthia.
She’s also very
smart but she
doesn’t
make stupid, wacky inventions.
She doesn’t stoop
down to that
level.
(Phone starts
to
ring).
Officer: Hold on a
minute folks, I have to take this call.
(Answers the
phone) Hello…hmm…You
say there’s a report of 4 missing
kids. That’s
strange
because the
folks I’m dealing with right now have reported
2 missing
children.
Judy: Let’s go home
Hugh.
Hugh: Okay but when
we get there, I’m in the mood for dome of your apple
pie.
Mrs. Vortex: Oh
pleez!
Judy: (sigh) It’s
going to be a long night.
Chapter 12: A Bold
Plan
(It’s now around 7 o’clock and the gang is
starving).
Libby: I’m hungry
again!
Samantha: Yeah, me
too.
Sheen: I can’t take
it anymore. I haven’t
played with any of my action
Cindy: Will you pipe
down about your stupid dolls already!
Sheen: ACTION
FIGURES! (Faints)
Need UltraLord.
Jimmy: Don’t worry
guys. All we have to do is
just get to my lab so I can
Libby: Uh-huh. Yeah right!
Carl: (sucks his
thumb) If only I was at home with my llama blankie.
Samantha: It’s okay
Carl. Just think to yourself…there’s
no place like home.
Carl: There’s no
place like home! There’s no
place like home! There’s no
Cindy: CARL! Two things
okay? Shut…up!
(Just then
Sam sees
an ant).
Samantha: Hey,
everybody. Come over here.
Sheen: (dreamily)
Coming my angel.
Jimmy: It’s an
ant. Any of the various social insects of the family
Libby: You know,
we’re not in science class, Jimmy!
Cindy: Yeah, Neutron. Don’t we get enough
of that during school hours?
Carl: And look, it’s
carrying food.
Sheen: You thinkin’,
what I’m thinkin’?
Samantha: We gotta
get that food!
Sheen: Wow, you’re
beautiful and psychic.
Jimmy: Okay I have a
plan.
Libby: Oh no, not
one of your crazy plans again.
Carl: Tell us Jimmy.
Jimmy: Somehow we
have to get that food from the ant. Sam,
Cindy, and Libby
go anywhere. And
Sheen, you have to distract the ant.
Sheen: What? No way!
Jimmy: Please Sheen.
Sheen: (looks at
Sam) Okay, okay I’ll do it only if I’m the one that wins
Samantha: Come on
Sheen, you can do it.
Sheen: When do I
start?
Cindy: I can’t
believe I’m saying this but it just might be crazy enough to
Chapter 13: Plan Into Action!
Jimmy: So everyone,
knows what they’re supposed to do? Sheen
goes in first.
food. Finally, Carl
and I come in.
Libby: Jimmy?
Jimmy: Yeah.
All but Jimmy: WE KNOW!
Cindy: (punching her
fist) This had better work, Nerdtron.
Samantha: Oh come on
Cindy, you have to trust Jimmy (muttering) Once in a
Carl: I’m scared
Jimmy. Too scared to even wet
my pants.
Sheen: Carl, you’ve
got to be brave, laid back, keep it cool. (Gazing at Sam)
Jimmy: Okay, any
further questions?
Cindy: Uh,
yeah. When will you stop being
an idiot?
Cindy & Libby:
(laughing)
Jimmy: (rolls his
eyes) Alright then on three, Sheen goes…1-2-3!
Sheen: Yes ma’am, I
mean sir, I mean boss, uhhh pooh-bah.
Cindy: GO!
Samantha: (sigh)
He’s so brave.
Libby: Girl, I think
you’re trippin.’
(Cut to Sheen)
Sheen: Hey look over
here, ugly! Yeah that’s right,
I’m talking to you. Yeah you! My first attempt to direct
your attention away from my friends is
to do
impressions.
Cindy: Oh pleez!
Sheen: Uh…
Carl: (sucks his
thumb) Sheen, in the name of everything that is good and
Sheen: Oh, smashing,
groovy, yay, baby! Uh…happy, happy, joy,
joy…E.T.
(Ants looks mad).
Sheen: (backing up)
Uh, oh. Um…okay I see
you’re not really in a good
Jimmy: Okay now
girls, you go.
Carl: When this is
all over I’m going to definitely have a long talk with my
Cindy: (running
towards the food) I’ve got it!
Libby: Good, now
let’s run.
Samantha: If only
UltraLord were here to witness this glorious moment.
Cindy: (pulling Sam)
Come on.
Sheen: (still
running) Fast as fast can be but you’ll never catch me!
Jimmy: Now Carl, you
and I come in. I just have
to think of another plan.
Carl: Okay, but I’m
allergic to ants... especially the red kind.
Jimmy: Carl, you’re
a genius!
Carl: But…I am?
Jimmy: Cindy, Libby,
Sam, Carl, we all have to get this ant out of here.
So
Libby: Uh oh.
Cindy: Libby, Sam,
prepare yourselves for another long, boring speech by
Samantha: What’s the
plan Jimmy?
Jimmy: Well I was
thinking maybe we could make the ant leave by…
Carl: Kicking dirt
into the air so the ant will get allergic and sneeze.
Like me!
Libby: Like an ant
could really sneeze.
Samantha: I’m sorry
to admit this but Libby’s right. How can
you make an
Sheen: (panting)
Guys hurry up, I’m running out of breath.
(To ant) Come
Cindy: No way, no
how I’m going to kick dir so a stupid ant will get
*15 seconds
later*
Cindy: I can’t
believe I’m kicking dirt so a stupid ant will get allergic.
Jimmy: Hey look, the
ant is slowing down.
Libby: Way to go Sir
Points-Out-The-Obvious-A-Lot!
Sheen: Hey wait a
minute this is like in UltraLord episode #139 “Strange
communicate
with this dude, no problemo.
Carl: Hurry up
Sheen. I can’t take it
anymore!
(Faints).
Sheen: (Ant
language) Hey dude, can you please stop chasing me?
I’m getting
Ant: Sorry ‘bout
that. I just wanted to stop
you from taking my food. I
Sheen: Thanks!
Ant: The ants back
at the hill will never let me live this down (runs away).
All: (cheering)
YEAH!
Sheen: Uh-oh what
happened to Carl? Oh no!
Don’t die, Carl. And if you
Jimmy: Calm down
Sheen, he’s fine.
Carl: (getting up)
What’d I miss?
Sheen: He lives!
Samantha: Hey Sheen,
I thought it was really brave and sweet of you to do
Sheen: Gee, what
pretty colors…
Jimmy: Are you okay?
Sheen: (Falling
over) I’m coming UltraLord!
Libby: He’s gone.
Carl: Less romance,
more eating. I’m hungry over
here.
Cindy: (thinking)
You know you want to say something nice.
(Out loud) Jimmy…
Jimmy: What?
Cindy: (nervously)
I…thought you plan was…okay.
Jimmy: Thanks Cindy.
Cindy: Don’t mention
it, Nerdtron.
Chapter 14: News
Flash!
Later that night,
Judy and Hugh are at home watching their Friday night
Hugh: I just love
watching this movie, even though I’ve seen “Quack Busters”
TV Announcer: And
now for our commercial break.
Hugh: Aw, darn
commercials.
Judy: Hugh honey, do
you mind if I just change the channel for a minute?
Hugh: (changes the
channel) Sure thing, Butter Biscuit.
TV Announcer: You’re
watching the Scary Channel. From the
people that
Hugh: Ahhh! I hate Mondays!
Judy: I guess horror
films aren’t for you. I’ll change
the channel.
Hugh: (shivering
with fear) Good idea.
TV Announcer: Gotta
Blast! The new hit ice cream
flavor that will blast
Judy: (switches the
channel)
TV Announcer: The
Science Channel…a nice, quiet, peaceful channel full of
Judy: (sigh) I miss
Jimmy.
Hugh: Yeah, I know
what you mean but the police are working on it.
Judy: No one to yell
at when things go wrong that almost end up destroying
Hugh: No one to
confuse you and to talk about boring scientific concepts
Judy: It’s not the
same around her anymore.
Hugh: Yeah, I’m
really going to miss that kid…Can you please pass the
TV Announcer: An now
news at 10 o’clock with Ann Oy…
Ann Oy: Okay, well
people this is the news so listen up!
This just in,
bunch of kids
lost! (Showing pictures of the gang) Resident boy genius
sweet Mindy
all vanished without a trace. If you have
seen any of these kids
TV Announcer: Thanks
Ann Oy, now with the weather…
Ann Oy: Do you want
to hear me sing?
TV Announcer: No and
stop being annoying.
Ann Oy: La La La La
La Laaaaaaaaa!
TV Announcer: Stop
it! (Muttering) They don’t pay me enough to do this
Ann Oy: Shutting up.
(Judy and
Hugh look at each other).
Hugh: That Johnny
Newton kid looks a lot like Jimmy.
Judy: That’s because
it is Jimmy!
Hugh: All those
other kids looked so familiar too.
Judy: Hugh, those
other kids were Carl, Libby, the new girl Sam that Jimmy
Hugh: Oh now I get
it!
Judy: I wonder what
could have happened to them all.
Hugh: Well it’s a
mystery. Now change back to
“Quack busters” I don’t
Judy: Okay. (Thinking) I wish Jimmy
were home.
Chapter 15: Evil
Schemes
Meanwhile,
Professor Calamitous and Beautiful Gorgeous
have just gotten
Calamitous: I
thought we’d never get out of that filthy jail!
Beautiful Gorgeous:
And whose fault is it that we ended up there?
Calamitous: Okay,
okay mine, but my next plan to destroy the world will be
Beautiful Gorgeous:
(walking away) Uh-huh, yeah, sure you do that now.
Calamitous: Wait a
minute, where do you think you’re going?
Beautiful Gorgeous:
I don’t know; let me think…DOING WHAT I WANTED TO DO
Calamitous: Oh, no
you’re not young lady. You’re going to
help me with
Beautiful Gorgeous:
You’re not the boss of me. I wanted to be a…
Calamitous: (Picks
up a newspaper) Hey look at this, it says here that…
Okay, you get
the picture, Calamitous reads that Jimmy
is missing and you
Calamitous: I know
what we can do for our next plan.
Beautiful Gorgeous:
If it includes melting snow I’m leaving.
Calamitous: No, no
it says that Jimmy Neutron is missing.
Beautiful Gorgeous:
Who cares if that kids with the huge IQ is gone, not my
problem.
Calamitous: Do you
know what this means?
Beautiful Gorgeous:
Don’t know, don’t care.
Calamitous: Now
that, that Neutron kid is out of the way we shall take over
Beautiful Gorgeous:
You might want to start out a little smaller.
Calamitous: Okay
then we take over his town, then the country, and finally
Beautiful Gorgeous:
That evil laugh is starting to scare me now.
And may I
Calamitous: Stealing
all of Jimmy’s gadgets, of course. This
will work out
I don’t know about
that Calamitous, none of your evil plots ever work.
Calamitous: Oh yes
they do!
No they
don’t!
Beautiful Gorgeous:
Are you fighting with the narrator? How
lame.
Calamitous: How come
you’re not on my side?
‘Cause you’re
a meany and I don’t like you!
Calamitous: (mad)
Come on let’s go already.
Beautiful Gorgeous:
Why do I even bother?
Chapter 16: Sam’s
Idea
The next morning
when the gang is just waking up…
Libby: Ugh, I can’t
believe last night I slept in the dirt.
Samantha: Libby, we
all did!
Cindy: (scowling at
Jimmy) This is the most pathetic thing that’s ever
Jimmy: Well…if you
haven’t figured this out by now Cindy, WE SHRUNK OURSELVES!
Libby: Way to go,
Captain Duh!
Sheen: We? What do you
mean we? I didn’t get to watch UltraLord
because of this.
Carl: You now he has
a point there Jimmy, my llamas need me.
Jimmy: Look, we’ve
got to find a faster way to the lab and quick before we
Samantha: I’ve got
an idea!
Libby: Tell us Sam.
Samantha: I was
thinking we could split up into groups of 3.
That way it
Carl: Wow Sam,
you’re so smart.
Sheen: Yeah, but
hands off she’s spoken for!
Cindy: It’s much
better than Nerdtron’s plans.
Jimmy: Yeah…hey!
Libby: I’m with
Cindy and Sam.
Carl: Jimmy I want to
be with you and Sheen.
Cindy: I’ll go in
any group except Jimmy’s group.
Sheen: I’m with Sam!
(Puts his arm around Sam) You’ll be save with us my
Jimmy: I want to be
with Cin…I mean Carl.
Cindy: Guys listen,
all the boys can be in one group and Sam, Libby, and I
Carl: Yay, I’m with
Jimmy!
Libby: Fine with me
just as long as I’m with my girls.
Samantha: (Looks at
Sheen) I guess that’s okay.
Sheen: Oh man, I
wanted to be with Sam.
Jimmy: (Pointing in
directions) Okay girls go that way and we’ll go the
Cindy: (Sticks out her
foot and trips Jimmy).
Jimmy:
(Falling)
Whoa!
Cindy: Classic
element of physical comedy. Now comes
the part where we
Libby: Ready.
(Cindy &
Libby laugh).
Jimmy: (getting up)
Ha Ha, very funny.
Carl: Wll what are
we waiting here for? Let’s go.
Cindy: Bye-bye
dorks!
Samantha: (drooling)
Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye…
Carl: Oh no, he
looks lovesick.
Jimmy: A
couple of hours away from Cindy is just what I
need.
Chapter 17: Girl
Talk
(The girls are on
their own way to the lab).
Cindy: We are Neutron-free; life is good!
Libby: Yeah I know,
now there are no losers to slow us down.
Great plan, Sam.
Samantha: Thanks.
Cindy: I’m so happy,
which is a big deal…for me.
Samantha: Oh come on
guys, the boys aren’t that bad. I miss
them,
Cindy: Sam you’re
forgetting three very important words…THEY…ARE…IDIOTS!
Samantha: Just be
nice to them and they’ll be nice back.
Libby: Who would do
a crazy thing like that?
Cindy: Don’t worry
Sam, we’ll teach you how to act mean in no time.
Libby: Yeah.
Samantha: Cindy,
don’t mind me asking but do you have a crush on Jimmy or
something?
Cindy: Huh? NO
WAY! What are you kidding?
Samantha: I was just
asking. You make fun of him
and insult him a lot more
The more
someone acts like they hate a person,
the more they like that
Libby: Cindy, are
you okay?
Cindy: (sweating
nervously) Yeah, yeah I’m fine.
(Thinking) Oh no, now Sam
Samantha: Yeah in
“UltraLord’s Guide To Life” but…
Cindy: I hate that
stupid Nerdtron kid! You know that.
Libby: I don’t know
Cindy something is telling me that you like him!
Cindy: (mad) Who
asked you anyway? Come on, we have
to get moving now.
Chapter 18: Boys
Will Be Boys
(Meanwhile Jimmy,
Sheen, and Carl are on their own way to the lab).
Carl: (panting) So
tired…must rest…need…to…stop.
Jimmy: Okay Carl, I
guess we can make a short stop for a little while.
Hey
Carl: Oh no we’ve
lost him!
Jimmy: Sheen? Sheen?
Sheen: (running up
to them) Yo brethren, what up with thee?
Jimmy: Where were
you?
Sheen: Oh I was just
reading a book.
Jimmy: A book?
Sheen: Yeah, Chapter
13 of “Cool Moves For Happen’
Dudes,” a guide to
Jimmy & Carl:
(Look at each other)
Sheen: When I used
to like Libby I read a book like this.
Trust me it works
Carl: Confused?
Jimmy: Oh yeah.
Sheen: Once I knew
this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew
Jimmy: (Looks at
Carl) Are you getting this?
Carl: Not a word.
Sheen: The number #1
key fact is that women love sensitivity…and if you can
Jimmy: Nothing would
ever make this moment okay.
Carl: (snort) You
got that right, I wonder what the girls are up to now.
Sheen: I MISS
SAM! THE DISTANCE BETWEEN US
IS TEARING ME APART!
Carl: (To Jimmy)
Here we go again.
Jimmy: Sheen, Sheen
take it easy, it’s not the end of the world.
Carl: Yeah, it’s not
that big of a deal.
Sheen: Not a dig
deal? Not a big deal?
Carl: Um…yeah. Sheen
don’t scare me because remember the last
time I got
Sheen: (sigh)
And
her hair smells like Purple Flurp.
Jimmy: He’s lost it.
Sheen: I just miss
her gleaming brown eyes that shimmer in the light, her
eyes look like crescent moons when she laughs, and…
Carl: Make him stop,
Jimmy!
Jimmy: Sheen, enough
already…that stuff is kinda creeping me out.
Carl: Yeah!
Jimmy: Think of it
this way at least Cindy’s not here to pester us.
Sheen: Hold up
Jimmy, do you like Cindy or is it just a pigment of my infatuation?
Jimmy: It’s a
figment of your imagination, Sheen. Yuck! No way would I
Carl: But Jimmy
remember when you saved her from the mower and the time you
Jimmy: Yeah, yeah, I
know Carl but that stuff was a while ago.
What are you
crazy Jimmy?
You know you like Cindy!
Jimmy: What? No the narrator is lying!
No, I’m not, I only
tell the truth. Narrator’s
Honor!
Jimmy likes Cindy…
Cindy likes Jimmy!
Sheen: Ah-ha proof!
Carl: I knew it.
Jimmy: NO, NO,
NO! That’s not true. Come
on guys, are you going to believe
Sheen & Carl:
The narrator.
Jimmy: Oh whatever. Let’s go already,
we need to get going.
Sheen: Okay
Jimmy. (Reading) Use
romantic nicknames to get your chick’s
Chicky baby?
Jimmy & Carl:
SHEEN!
Sheen: Coming…(to
himself) or maybe Sammy Whammy.
Chapter 19: Devious
Deeds
Around noon, right
after Professor Calamitous and Beautiful Gorgeous have
Beautiful Gorgeous:
Well, finally here we are in Retroville, so you can
Calamitous: How
‘bout, no!
Beautiful Gorgeous:
(muttering) Loser!
Calamitous: What was
that?
Beautiful Gorgeous:
Nothing!
Calamitous: As you
know, every diabolical scheme I’ve hatched has been
Beautiful Gorgeous:
Because you never get him when you get the chance, and
Calamitous: (gives
her a dirty look) Let this be a reminder to you that I
Beautiful Gorgeous:
Okay, whatever.
Calamitous: See
here, I made this DNA tracking device and it tells me where
Beautiful Gorgeous:
No wonder why it’s a piece of junk…you made it!
Calamitous: We steal
the inventions…
Beautiful Gorgeous:
Then finally get the heck out of there and you can use
Calamitous: Zip it!
(Calamitous
and
Beautiful Gorgeous are following the tracking device all
Calamitous: This is
it!
Beautiful Gorgeous:
This is what?
Calamitous: Jimmy’s
house.
Beautiful Gorgeous:
Okay but where are the inventions?
Calamitous:
According to the tracking device it says right in back of the
Beautiful Gorgeous:
(running towards the lab) Wait a minute, let me get this
straight. You’re stealing inventions from this little clubhouse?
Ha Ha Ha
Calamitous: Okay,
Ex-ZIP-it A…steal the inventions!
Beautiful Gorgeous:
Yeah, I think we know that already.
Calamitous: (turns
knob) Uh oh, it won’t le me in.
Beautiful Gorgeous:
Well duh, Professor Stupid! That’s
because there’s a
Calamitous: What a
brilliant idea. Just like your
ol’ man.
Beautiful Gorgeous:
(holding the DNA to the scanner) Oh Pluzzeee!
A few seconds later…
Beautiful Gorgeous:
Okay this is the big moment you’ve been waiting for, now
Calamitous: No,
you’re not going anywhere. Yo
are going to help your
Beautiful Gorgeous:
You wouldn’t!
Calamitous: I
would. (Looking through the
lab) Now which one’s should I
Beautiful Gorgeous:
Just grab all of them!
Calamitous: Great
idea. You’re beginning to sound
like me everyday.
Beautiful Gorgeous:
And that’s not a good thing.
Calamitous: (Takes
everything) This is great. Muhahahaha!
Now onward to my secret underground
lair under the town.
Beautiful Gorgeous:
You have a secret evil lair under Retroville?
Calamitous: Yes.
Beautiful Gorgeous:
But how can it be a secret if I know about it?
Calamitous: Never
mind that…now to my evil lair.
Muahahaha!
Beautiful Gorgeous:
(shakes her head) This is ludicrous.
Uh oh! Now these evil
villains are going to destroy the
city. Where’s