Cindy, We Shrunk Ourselves


Chapter 1: In the Lab…

 
One day, Jimmy was in the lab with Goddard fixing his shrink ray…

Jimmy: The shrink ray has been a little weird lately so I’m making corrections on it.

Goddard: Bark! Bark!

(Jimmy’s Mom, Judy appears on the screen in the lab).

Judy: Jimmy, it’s time for school.

Jimmy: Okay mom.

Jimmy (To Goddard): I better not bring the shrink ray. Remember when it shrunk Miss Fowl?

Judy: Come on Jimmy, or you’ll be late.

Jimmy: All right I’m coming.  Bye Goddard!

Goddard: Bark!


Chapter 2: The New Girl

 

(When Jimmy got to school Miss Fowl had something to tell the class).

Miss. Fowl: BARRRK!  Class, I have an announcement to make. BARRRK!  

Sheen: Is it summer vacation already?

Miss. Fowl:  No Sheen!

Carl: Is Llama-Boy coming to town?

Miss. Fowl: No, now be quiet!  BARRRK!

Carl: Okay.

Miss. Fowl: I would like everybody to give a nice, warm welcome to your new classmate.  

(Just then a girl walks in the room with brown eyes, dark brown hair pulled back in a ponytail, and wearing a lavender UltraLord shirt).

Sheen: Whoa, are you an ultra goddess, a beautiful queen, or a gorgeous warrior princess?

Miss. Fowl: This is Samantha Day.

Sheen: (sighs) Samantha…what a beautiful name for such a divine creature.

Miss. Fowl: Alright Miss. Day, I would like you to sit next to Jimmy.

Samantha: Who’s Jimmy?

Cindy: The kid with the huge head!  

(The class starts laughing, except for Jimmy and Samantha).

Miss. Fowl: Now class, I’m going to put on an extremely long boring 97-hour documentary.

Class: Ugh, not again!

(After Miss. Fowl puts on the tape she soon falls fast asleep).

Libby: So Sam, where are you from?

Sheen: Heaven?

Samantha: No silly, I’m from Long Island in New York.

Carl: Wow, that’s where the 1st llama movie takes place!

Cindy: Sounds cool.

Samantha: So what are your names?  I already know Jimmy.

Cindy: I’m Cindy.

Carl: (snort) My name is Carl.

Libby: Libby.

Sheen: I’m Sheen! (Noticing Sam’s UltraLord shirt) Hey…do you like UltraLord?

Samantha: Like him? I worship him!  He’s like the coolest superhero ever!

Sheen: (Looks at her in a dreamy way) Where have you been all my life? (Faints).

Samantha: (giggles) He’s funny.

Cindy & Libby: Oh pleez!

Carl: Yuck!  Too much love here.  Where is my inhaler when I need it?

(The bell rings for lunch).

Libby: Hey Samantha…

Samantha: You can call me Sam if you want.

Cindy: Okay Sam, Libby and I were wondering if you would like to sit with us  at lunch.

Samantha: I’d love to sit with you guys.

Libby: Okay then let’s hit it!

(The girls walk out of the room).

Sheen: (gets up) Isn’t Samantha the most awesome girl in the history of forever?

Jimmy: Well…I don’t really know her that much to state my opinion.

Carl: I agree with Jimmy.

Sheen: I can’t believe you guys.

Carl: Ooh, Sheen’s in love!

Sheen: Stop it Carl. 

Jimmy: (looks at the clock) Hey let’s get to lunch so we can find a good seat.

Carl & Sheen: Okay.


Chapter 3: Lunchtime!

 
(Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen are sitting together at lunch).

Carl: Hey Jimmy, do you like my new llama stickers?

Jimmy: Yeah.

Carl: Do you think Llama Boy would like them?

Sheen: Oh please Carl, Llama Boy is just a made up character to brainwash the masses.

Carl: Oh yeah, like you would know!

Sheen:  Yeah…well (looks at Samantha sitting with Cindy and Libby at the other table).

Carl:  Speaking of brainwashing.

Jimmy: Hello, Earth to Sheen.

Carl: I wonder why Samantha would want to sit with Cindy and Libby.

Jimmy: Yeah, I know.

Sheen:  UltraLord knows but my angel can sit wherever she wants to and besides Jimmy, you know you like Cindy!

Jimmy: No I do not!  Well…well…at least I’m not oblivious ever time I look at Samantha.

Carl: STOP FIGHTING! 

(Cut to Cindy’s table).

Libby: So Sam, do you like it here?

Samantha:  Yeah, it’s cool.

Cindy: Do you know that Ultra-nerd is looking at you?

Samantha: Yeah, so?

Cindy: It must stink to have Sheen like you.

Samantha:  Actually I think he’s sweet in a cute hyperactive way!

Cindy &  Libby: Yuck!

Cindy: Oh Libby, I just remembered it’s time to go over to Jimmy’s table for our daily rude remarks and comments.

Samantha: Why would you want to be mean?

Libby: ‘Cause Jimmy is a big show-offy butt brain.

Cindy: I USED TO BE THE SMARTEST KID IN RETROVILE BUT EVER SINCE JIMMY NEUTRON MOVED HERE HE’S THE SMARTEST?  And he always makes all these inventions that almost ruin the town…

Libby: Or endanger the country…

Cindy: Or the world…

Libby: Or the universe…

Samantha:  Okay, okay cool it.  I get your point!

(Cut to Jimmy’s table).

Jimmy: Oh look here comes Cindy.  Oh great.  

Carl: And Libby.

Sheen:  And…there’s Samantha.

Cindy: Hi losers.

Samantha:  Hello guys.

Sheen: (sigh) I love the way you say hello.

Carl: (rolls his eyes) And people say I’m obsessed with llamas.

Jimmy: What are you doing here Vortex?

Cindy: Oh, just trying to make your life miserable.

Carl: Do you always have to do that?

Cindy: What’s the world I’m looking for…oh yeah, YES!

Jimmy: Why don’t you just leave us alone?

Sheen: Oh Jimmy, (looking at Sam) they can stay here as long as they want to.

Libby: Will it looks like our daily 2 minutes of rude remarks and comments is up.

Cindy: See ya geeks!

Samantha: Bye Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen.

(The girls walk away).

Sheen:  Adios!  My Ultra-queen.  (To Jimmy) She’s the most beautiful girl in all of the galaxies.

Jimmy: That was unexpectedly short.  I hate it when they make fun of us.

Carl: Well, at least Sam doesn’t.

Sheen:  Yeah!

Jimmy: Do you guys want to come over to the lab today after school?  I’m fixing the shrink ray but you can come over if you want to.

Carl & Sheen: Sure!


Chapter 4: Trouble Begins

 
In the lab after a while…

Carl: Jimmy, I’m tired.  What are you doing?  

Jimmy: I told you, working on the shrink ray.

Carl: But does it really take that long?

Jimmy:  Yes.  Hey Sheen, what are you doing?

Sheen: (has a secretive smile on his face) Oh nothing.

Carl: Well, it must be something. (Grabs Sheen’s notebook from school).

Sheen: Hey, give it back or prepare to face the wrath of UltraLord!

Carl: Um Sheen, why does you notebook have hearts all over it and Samantha’s name on it?

Sheen: I don’t know must be some other guy’s notebook.

Jimmy: Yeah, sure.  Let’s take a break for a little while and go to the Candy Bar.

Sheen: Sure, I need some sugary, tangy, crunchy substance coursing through my body.

Carl: (snort) Okey dokey, but I want to watch the Llama Channel after that.

(The boys are on Jimmy’s front lawn when they come across Cindy, Libby, and Sam).

Jimmy: Oh no, not you again.

Cindy: Oh yes, us again.

Carl: I thought you already tormented us today.

Libby: Yeah well, we like to do it frequently.

Samantha: Hey boys, nice to see you again.

Sheen:  (kisses Sam’s hand) Maybe someday our souls will merge into one mere kiss.

(Everyone looks at him weirdly).

Sheen: (Looks embarrassed) What?

Samantha: Hey everybody, I got the new UltraLord special edition action figure.

Cindy: Those dolls are so stupid.

Sheen: No they are not!  Wow, I don’t even have that one yet.

Libby: So where are you losers off to?

Carl: The Candy Bar.

Jimmy: Cindy can you do me a favor?

Cindy:  Whatever.

Jimmy: LEAVE US ALONE!

Libby: Why are you trippin’?

Carl: Maybe it’s because you are bothering us.

(All of a sudden Jimmy’s backpack starts to shake).

Samantha: Hey Jimmy, what’s up with your backpack?

Jimmy: I don’t know.  I put my shrink ray in there but I fixed it. It should be better now.

Carl: Uh oh…

Cindy: What’s happening?

Everybody:  AAAHHH!  HELP!

(The next minute they know they are all shrunk).

Jimmy: Okay, this is bad.

Sheen:  Cool!

 
Chapter 5: A Little Problem

 
Now we find our gang shrunk, lost in Jimmy’s front yard.  

Jimmy: This wasn’t supposed to happen.

Cindy: Now look what you’ve gotten us into, Nerdtron.

Libby: Yeah, do you have to put us in danger all the time?

Sheen: We are missing UltraLord!

Samantha:  Speaking of UltraLord, this is like what happened in episode #217.

Carl: (in a nervous voice) I’m scared Jimmy, I don’t want to be shrunk for the rest of my young life.  I miss my mommy already.  (Falling into Libby’s arms)  Can someone hold me?

Libby: (in a disgusted voice) Err…no. 

Sheen: Don’t worry Sam, if you get scared we can always hold hands. 

Cindy: Start explaining Neutron…

Libby: Or we’re kicking your butt.

Jimmy: Okay, okay, okay!

Samantha:  It’s okay Jimmy; everybody makes mistakes.

Sheen: My darling is right.  Even though his mistakes almost destroy everything, put the town in danger…or…

Everybody:  Sheen!

Samantha: So what happened?

Cindy: Sam, let me handle this.  WHAT HAPPENED?

Jimmy: Well I was fixing the shrink ray after you know the thing that happened with Miss. Fowl and the time the Space Bandits shrunk our town but I guess it had a little malfunction, I guess.

Libby: More like a BIG malfunction!

Jimmy: We are a quarter of an inch tall, sixty four feet from the house and…

Cindy: Cut to the chase.

Jimmy: That’s an equivalent of 3.2 miles.  That’s a far distance, even for a man of science.

Carl: So now what do we do?

Sheen:  (gazing at Sam) We could play Spin the Bottle.

Samantha: I’m game!

(The others stare at Sam weirdly).

Samantha:  Let’s not.

Libby: What time is it?

Jimmy: By the position of the sun I’d say it’s around 6 p.m.

Carl: Oh no, we are going to have to spend our whole miserable lives the size of ants and I’ll never see another llama again.

Cindy: Oh shut up you ding-dong.

Sheen: Curse you front yard of doom!

Samantha: Well we have to do something if we want to get outta here.  Let’s ask ourselves…what would UltraLord do?

Sheen: I like the way you think.

Cindy & Libby: Oh pleez!

(Just then they look up and hear a noise.  It’s their friend, Liz from school).

Sheen: Hey everybody, it’s Liz.

Libby: Maybe she can help us.

Jimmy: Hey, I usually come up with the plans.

Cindy: Those never work.

Carl: Okay everybody start yelling and screaming at the top of your lungs.

(They all yell loudly, but Liz can’t hear them).

Liz: Hello, anyone there?

Samantha: Oh great, she can’t hear us.

Sheen: Oh well, we’re doomed.


Chapter 6: Bedtime Blues


(It’s getting late and the gang is still shrunk).

Carl: Jimmy, I’m so hungry.

Libby: Me too, I wish I had a Purple Flurp the size of a truck.

Jimmy: Libby, if you had a Purple Flurp it would be the size of a truck.

Cindy: So genius, what are we supposed to do about food?

Samantha:  Yeah, I’m starved.

Jimmy: That’s the problem, I don’t know.

Libby: Now what are we going to do?

Sheen: Now everybody stay calm.  Let’s not point fingers (pointing his finger) but it’s all Jimmy’s fault.  

(Just then they spot a big cookie).

Carl: (eyes get big) Wow, that’ the biggest cookie I’ve ever seen.

Jimmy: Well, I guess that answers your questions.

Sheen: Wow this is totally sweet, but not as sweet as Sam of course.

Samantha:  Yeah, it beats spinach! 

Libby: Uh-oh, it’s getting dark now.

Carl:  (nervously) I don’t like the dark!

Cindy: Quit being a baby, the dark isn’t scary.

Samantha: At least we’ll have the streetlights.

Sheen: I’ll protect you from the dark, Sam.

Jimmy:  (noticing a good spot to sleep) Hey everybody, let’s sleep here.

Sheen: Sam, you can sleep next to me if you want to.

Samantha:  (grabbing his hand) You’re so sweet.

Carl:  Um…Sheen, why are you sweating?

Sheen: No reason.

Libby: Jimmy, how are you going to un-shrink us?

Jimmy: I haven’t figured out that little detail yet.

Cindy: Well, you better or else I’ll hit you so hard it will wake up your dentist!

Carl: Yeah, how are we going to get home in time for school tomorrow?

Jimmy: Hey, why do I have to answer all these questions?

Cindy: Maybe because YOU’RE THE GENIUS HERE!

Carl: I miss my stuffed llamas, my mommy, my daddy, and Jimmy’s mom…

(Everyone looks at Carl confused).

Carl: I mean my LlamaBoy action figure.

Sheen: You mean, if Jimmy doesn’t un-shrink us by tomorrow we don’t have to go to school?  Awesome!

Libby: Not that awesome, I want to get home to my CD collection right now.

Samantha:  (angry) Sheen, we’re going to miss UltraLord again.

Sheen: I love it when you’re angry.  (Libby slaps him) Ouch, this really stinks!

Cindy: No way, Nerdtron am I going to let you ruin my perfect school attendance record!

Jimmy: I’m sorry, everybody, that I got you into this mess.

Samantha:  It’s all right; you’ll eventually find a way to make us bigger, (muttering) I hope.

Carl: Let’s just go to sleep.  I’m so tired.

Sheen: Oh cool, look a dime!

Everybody:  Sheen!

Sheen:  Sorry.

Meanwhile in Jimmy’s house…

Judy: Hugh, are you wondering where Jimmy is?

Hugh: Yeah, I haven’t seen Jimbo all day.

Judy: I’m getting nervous, it’s really late.

Hugh: Don’t worry, Sugar Booger he’s probably in the lab making another crazy invention.

Judy:  (nervously) I hope you’re right.

 
Chapter 7: Morning Mishap

 
It’s the next  morning and everybody is still asleep except for one  person…

Carl: Come  on, everybody get up!

Jimmy: Aww,  Carl.  I’m tired.

Samantha: (in  a sleepy voice) 5 more minutes…

Cindy:  (angry) Oh great.

Libby:  (yawning) What’s the matter Cindy?

Cindy: I  thought this was all just a bad dream but we’re still small!

Sheen: (half  asleep) I want to watch UltraLord.

Samantha: Sheen,  it’s the morning get up.

Cindy: Well  this is just perfect…we’re the size of ants and I’M STILLNOT BIG ENOUGH TO GO TO  SCHOOL so I can receive my

perfect attendance award at the end of the school  year.

Jimmy: Cindy, are you going to stay mad the whole time or are you going to remain  calm?

Cindy: I’LL  STAY MAD AT YOU THE WHOLE TIME!

Libby: You  gotta chill out girl.

Carl: This is getting ridiculous, Jimmy.  I don’t want to be this size the rest of my life.

Jimmy: Hey I  got an idea!

Libby:  Finally.

Sheen: Tell  us Jimmy!  The sooner you tell us  the plan, the sooner I get to

watch UltraLord.

Jimmy: Maybe  we can call Goddard:  Dogs have a  great sense of hearing, especially my robotic pal.

Cindy: Yeah  right, like that mutt full of bolts will ever come in handy.

(Jimmy gives her a  dirty look).

Samantha:  Yeah, that’s a great idea!

Carl: Hey  everybody, let’s sing a song to get Goddard’s attention.

Libby: (to  Cindy) He wouldn’t.

Cindy:  (rolling her eyes) He would.

Carl:  (singing) I am master of the llamas!  I wish I had my pajamas!  I’ve never been to the Bahamas!  

Samantha:  Carl, stop it.  This is really  annoying.

Jimmy: Not  this again.

Sheen:  (holding his ears) Make him stop!  I  can’t take this anymore.

Carl:  Sorry.

Samantha:  Let’s just whistle.

Sheen: (sigh) You are so smart and beautiful and awesome and…

Everyone (except Sam and Sheen): Sheen!

Cindy:  Goddard better be able to hear us, Jimmy.

(Everyone starts to  whistle; meanwhile in the kitchen Goddard picks up their sound  vibrations).

Libby: Hey,  it’s Goddard!

Goddard:  (walking towards them) Bark, bark.

Jimmy: See  Cindy, I told you Goddard could hear us.

(Just then as  Goddard is coming towards them Humphrey, Cindy’s dog comes over and starts to  fight with Goddard.  Finally Goddard

 is too distracted and walks away).

Jimmy: Look what your stupid dog did, Cindy!

Cindy:  What?  Humphrey is not stupid.  He’s way better than Goddard. 

Jimmy: Oh  yeah?

Cindy:  Yeah!

(Libby, Carl, Sheen, and Samantha look at each other).

Libby: We have to break up this fight.

Samantha: Yeah, I agree. Fighting isn’t going to help anything at this point.

Sheen: (to Sam) Or we could stare at each other all day long.

Libby: Will you do the honor, Carl?

Carl: It  would be my pleasure.

Cindy: What  are you talking about?  My dog is  way better.

Jimmy: No,  mine is.

Carl: STOP  FIGHTING, STOP, STOP, STOP!  (Takes  a breath).

(Cindy and Jimmy  look at Carl in disbelief and then look at each other).

Libby: You  see guys, this ain’t helpin’ anything.  We have to focus here.

Samantha:  Libby’s right, you two have to stop getting on each other’s nerves.  Right Sheen?

Sheen:  (dreamily) Yeah.  (Libby slaps him)  Ouch, that hurt!

Jimmy: Well, I still think your dog is dumb.

Cindy: No, no, no, I think you’ve got it mixed up.

Carl: I think  this is going to go on for a long time.

Cindy: (to Jimmy) Know-it-all.

Jimmy:  Ignorant girl.


Chapter 8: Lawnmower Matters

 

(It’s now around  noon and we find our gang still lost).

Libby:  When we get back to normal, I’m going to  listen to my CD’s.  They haven’t  been listened to in over 2 days!

Carl: You  mean if we get back to normal.  I  wish LlamaBoy could save us.

Sheen: Oh  please, LlamaBoy is just a stupid llama who is a crossing guard. Besides he isn’t even real.

Carl:  LlamaBoy is more than just a crossing guard…he’s my hero.

Samantha: If  it’s anybody who should save us it’s UltraLord.

Sheen: You  know Sam; the love of a pretty girl can save the love of an Ultra boy.

Libby: (To  Sheen) Get your tongue off the floor!  Come on people I want to go home.

Jimmy: Well  guys, if Humphrey didn’t chase Goddard away we’d all be back to normal.

Cindy: Don’t  blame this on Humphrey, Neutron it’s your fault why we’re even stuck like this  in the first place.

Libby: (to  Sam) Uh oh, not this again.

Cindy: Jimmy,  you just can’t admit that Humphrey is the better dog.

Jimmy: No  way, Goddard is way cool and more efficient.  

Samantha:  (angry) Oh for the love of Pete, will you two stop fighting?

Sheen: Who’s Pete?  Someone I should know  about?

Carl: It’s  just an expression, Sheen.

Sheen: Of  love?

Cindy:  Ewww…no, Ultranerd!

Jimmy: Since  we can’t get back to my lab, we have to find my shrink ray.  It’s probably in the grass somewhere.

Libby: What  would be the point?  It’s  busted.

Jimmy: Then  we would have to get to my lab somehow and I’d have to generate a new  one.

Sheen: Hey  everybody, this sort of reminds me of that movie where that wacky

scientist dude  shrinks his kids and their neighbors. Even though UltraLord isn’t in it I’d give it a thumbs up.

Samantha: Oh  yeah, that movie is so cool.

(Just then they hear  Hugh, Jimmy’s dad walk outside).

Hugh:  (inhaling) Ah, what a beautiful day.  The sun is shining, the ducks are quacking, and I can smell the sweet smell of blueberry pie!

Cindy:  Um…Jimmy, have you ever noticed that your dad is a little odd?

Carl: (snort) Yeah, all he ever does is talk about pie and ducks.

Sheen: I have  to agree with Carl on this one.

Libby: Look who’s talking, Sheen.  You’re obsessed with UltraLord.

Jimmy: Okay, okay, okay.  I know that my dad  isn’t exactly bright but he is still my dad.

Hugh: Looks  like it’s time to mow the lawn.

Samantha: Uh  oh, if he mows the lawn we’ll all be chopped to bits!

Cindy: Can  your dad be any stupider Neutron?

(Hugh starts to mow  the grass.  The mower makes a loud  noise and it’s headed right for Jimmy and the gang!)

Libby:  (looking at the mower) We are gonna die!

Carl: Shall  we run for our lives?

Sheen: (calm)  Oh yes, let's.

(Everybody now  starts running from the mower getting closer and closer!)

Samantha:  (while running) Well Jimmy (panting) have any suggestions?

Jimmy: RUN  FASTER!

Sheen: Hey, I could have thought of that.

(All of a sudden Cindy slips and is left behind).

Cindy:  Someone help me!

Libby: Oh no, Cindy’s left behind.

Jimmy: Cindy!

Cindy: Jimmy, help me!

Samantha: We  have to do something.

Jimmy: I’ll go back.

Sheen: No Jimmy, you’ll be killed too.

(Jimmy goes back to  help Cindy).

Sheen: Well, that’s the last time we’ll ever see them.

Carl: Oh  no!  I can’t watch my two friends get chopped to death. Can somebody  cover my eyes?

Cindy:  Neutron help me!

Jimmy: I am!

(The blade is about  an inch away. Libby, Carl, Sheen, and Samantha watch with terrified looks).

Jimmy & Cindy: AAAHHHH!

 

Chapter 9: A Heroic Escape


(Just in a split  second, Jimmy pushes Cindy out of the way to safety, when Hugh stops the  mower).

Judy:  (yelling from the house) Hugh, I made fresh blueberry pie.

Hugh:  Yummy.  I’ll be there in a minute  Sugar Booger.

(Hugh runs into the  house.  Meanwhile, Jimmy and Cindy  are out of breath lying on the ground while the others come running up to  them).

Libby: Hey Cindy, you okay girl?

Cindy: (panting) Yeah.

Samantha: I’m so glad you’re okay!  You and Jimmy  just barely made it.

Sheen: SPEAK TO ME, JIMMY! SPEAK TO  ME!

Jimmy: (gets  up) Okay, I’m up.

Carl: That  was so amazing Jimmy. 

Cindy: Umm…I  can’t believe I’m saying this but thanks for saving me Neutron.

Jimmy: You’re  welcome, Cindy.

Cindy: It was pretty heroic.

Jimmy:  Umm…thanks.

Libby: Smells  like romance is in the air to me.

Carl: Eww…you  mean, Jimmy and Cindy…

Samantha:  Yup.

Sheen: Yeah  Sam, it does smell like romance is in the air.  (Puckers up).

Carl: Yuck, stop with all that lovey, romancey stuff.  Who’s up for a group hurl?

Libby: I just  hope we can get back to normal soon.  Hey, I wonder if our parents are worrying about us?


Chapter 10: Worried Parents

 
Meanwhile in the  kitchen…

Hugh:  (licking his fingers) Sugar Booger, you’ve really out done yourself this time.

Judy:  (looking at the clock) Hugh, I’m still thinking about Jimmy.  It’s 3 o’clock now; he should be home  from school.

(Just then they hear  a knock at the door).

Judy: Let me  get it.

Hugh:  Alrighty then.

(Judy answers the  door and it’s Liz from Jimmy’s class).

Judy:  Liz?  Sweetie, what are you doing  here?  And with all these textbooks?

Liz: Hey Mrs.  Neutron!  Miss. Fowl wanted me to  give Jimmy his homework because he was out of school today.

Hugh: You  mean Jimbo’s been absent?

Liz: Yeah,  actually some of the kids in my class were not there today.  You didn’t know that?

Judy: (has a  worried look) Uh-oh.  My poor baby…  (Starts crying  hysterically).

Hugh: Liz, honey I think you should go home now.

Liz:  But…but?  I don’t understand.  What’s wrong?

Hugh: Out you  go! (Pushes her out the door and slams it).

Liz: (shrugs  her shoulders) Weird people.

Judy: Hugh, I  think we should call the police.  I  miss Jimmy so much.  Who know where  he could be right now?  Hugh?

Hugh:  (playing with his ducks) In a minute honey, Sir-Quacks-A-Lot needs his monthly  fluff and buff.  (To his duck) Yes  you do!

Judy: (rolls  her eyes) Hugh, this is serious.  Our son is missing and all you can think about is ducks?

Hugh: Your  point?

Judy: DO SOMETHING!

Hugh: Okay  honey, I’ll call up right now.

Judy: Please do.

Hugh: (Gets on the phone) Hello? Operator, give me the phone number for 911!

Judy: On  second thought let’s just go downtown to the police station.  I just wish I could have Jimmy right  here, right now.

Hugh: It’s okay; he’ll eventually turn up.

(Judy and Hugh walk out of the house and are on their way downtown).

 

Chapter  11: Station Situation

 

(Judy and Hugh have  just gotten to the police station).

Officer:  (biting into a doughnut) What seems to be the problem?

Judy: Our  son, Jimmy is missing!

Officer:  Uh-huh and how long has your son been gone?

Hugh: About a  day or so.

Officer:  Okay, we’ll get on the case as soon as possible.  Don’t call us, we

’ll call you.  Buh-bye now!

Hugh: Hey  that’s my line!

Judy:  What?  That’s it?  You’re just going to forget all about  this and you

’re not going to help this situation at all?

Officer: I’m  very busy today and…

Judy: Well  listen up mister, my son is out there somewhere and if you don’t

help us find  him soon I’ll…

Hugh: Now  Butter Biscuit…

Judy: Don’t  you Butter Biscuit me!

Officer: Calm  down ma’am, this is no time to panic.

Judy: This is  the perfect time to panic!  My son  is lost.

Officer:  (nervously) Okay, I’ll get right on it.

(Just then Mrs.  Vortex, Cindy’s mom walks in the police station).

Officer: (to  Judy and Hugh) Hold on a minute you two, I have to deal with

this person  now.

Mrs. Vortex:  Officer, my daughter Cynthia is lost.

Hugh: Hey  aren’t you the mom of that mean little girl, Cindy?  You know you’

re interfering with the  search and rescue here!

Mrs. Vortex:  What are you losers doing here?

Judy: Jimmy  is lost.

Mrs. Vortex:  Oh, you mean that bigheaded idiot who goes to school with my

perfect  Cynthia?  

Mrs. Vortex:  Officer, you must do something.  My  poor little baby is out in

the world all alone with no protection!

Hugh:  (muttering to Judy) I feel sorry for the world.

Mrs. Vortex:  What did you say?

Hugh:  Nothing!

Mrs. Vortex:  Well it better have been nothing.  I  wouldn’t talk if I were

you ‘cause you’re the lowest on the scale of  losers.

Hugh: Oh  yeah?  Well you’re the meanest,  ugliest lady I’ve ever met and I

don’t think my ducks would like you very much  and…

Judy: (covers  Hugh’s mouth) Be quiet honey, you don’t want to get her mad.

Mrs. Vortex:  Yeah, zip it!

Officer: Now  calm down everybody.  Things like  this happen all the time. 

This  police squad is the best in Retro County; if it’s anyone that will help

find  your kids it’s them.  In the  meantime, I’ll give you a call if we come

across them.

All Parents:  Okay.

Officer: But  before you go I need pictures and descriptions of your kids.  

Judy: (shows  a picture of Jimmy) This is my son James but we call him Jimmy.

 He’s very academically advanced for his  age and he likes to make

inventions.

Mrs. Vortex:  (shows a picture of Cindy) This is my Cynthia.  She’s also very

smart but she doesn’t  make stupid, wacky inventions.  She  doesn’t stoop

down to that level.

(Phone starts to  ring).

Officer: Hold  on a minute folks, I have to take this call.  (Answers the

phone)  Hello…hmm…You say there’s a report of 4  missing kids.  That’s

strange 

because the folks I’m dealing with right now have reported 2 missing 

children.  

Judy: Let’s  go home Hugh.

Hugh: Okay  but when we get there, I’m in the mood for dome of your apple

pie.

Mrs. Vortex:  Oh pleez!

Judy: (sigh)  It’s going to be a long night.

 

Chapter 12: A Bold Plan


(It’s now around 7 o’clock and the gang is starving).

Libby: I’m hungry again!

Samantha:  Yeah, me too.

Sheen: I  can’t take it anymore.  I haven’t  played with any of my action figures in days.

Cindy: Will  you pipe down about your stupid dolls already!

Sheen: ACTION  FIGURES!  (Faints)  Need UltraLord.

Jimmy: Don’t  worry guys.  All we have to do is  just get to my lab so I can make another shrink ray.  Then our problems are solved.

Libby:  Uh-huh. Yeah right!

Carl: (sucks his thumb) If only I was at home with my llama blankie.

Samantha:  It’s okay Carl.  Just think to yourself…there’s no place like home.

Carl: There’s  no place like home!  There’s no place like home!  There’s no place like home!

Cindy:  CARL!  Two things okay?  Shut…up!

(Just then Sam sees  an ant).

Samantha:  Hey, everybody.  Come over  here.

Sheen: (dreamily) Coming my angel.

Jimmy: It’s an ant.  Any of the various social  insects of the family Formicidae and…

Libby: You know, we’re not in science class, Jimmy!

Cindy: Yeah, Neutron. Don’t we get enough of  that during school hours?

Carl: And look, it’s carrying food.

Sheen: You thinkin’, what I’m thinkin’?

Samantha: We  gotta get that food!

Sheen: Wow,  you’re beautiful and psychic.

Jimmy: Okay I  have a plan.

Libby: Oh no, not one of your crazy plans again.

Carl: Tell us Jimmy.

Jimmy:  Somehow we have to get that food from the ant.  Sam, Cindy, and Libby you three try to  steal the food.  Carl, you and I  make sure the ant doesn’t

go anywhere.  And Sheen, you have to distract the ant.

Sheen:  What? No way!

Jimmy: Please Sheen.

Sheen: (looks  at Sam) Okay, okay I’ll do it only if I’m the one that wins the affections of a  certain person.

Samantha:  Come on Sheen, you can do it.

Sheen: When do I start?

Cindy: I  can’t believe I’m saying this but it just might be crazy enough to work.


Chapter 13: Plan Into Action!


Jimmy: So everyone, knows what they’re supposed to do?  Sheen goes in first. Then Cindy, Libby, and Sam…when the ant  is distracted you try to get that

food.  Finally, Carl and I come in.

Libby:  Jimmy?

Jimmy: Yeah.

All but Jimmy: WE KNOW!

Cindy:  (punching her fist) This had better work, Nerdtron.

Samantha: Oh  come on Cindy, you have to trust Jimmy (muttering) Once in a while.

Carl: I’m  scared Jimmy.  Too scared to even wet my pants.

Sheen: Carl,  you’ve got to be brave, laid back, keep it cool. (Gazing at Sam)…For the  lady.

Jimmy: Okay, any further questions?

Cindy: Uh,  yeah. When will you stop being an idiot?

Cindy &  Libby: (laughing)

Jimmy: (rolls  his eyes) Alright then on three, Sheen goes…1-2-3!

Sheen: Yes  ma’am, I mean sir, I mean boss, uhhh pooh-bah.

Cindy:  GO!

Samantha:  (sigh) He’s so brave.

Libby: Girl, I think you’re trippin.’

(Cut to  Sheen)

Sheen: Hey  look over here, ugly!  Yeah that’s right, I’m talking to you. Yeah  you!  My first attempt to direct  your attention away from my friends is

to do impressions.

Cindy: Oh  pleez!

Sheen:  Uh…

Carl: (sucks his thumb) Sheen, in the name of everything that is good and right, say  something!

Sheen: Oh, smashing, groovy, yay, baby!  Uh…happy, happy, joy, joy…E.T. Phone Home!  What you talkin’ ‘bout Willis?

(Ants looks  mad).

Sheen:  (backing up) Uh, oh.  Um…okay I see  you’re not really in a good mood.  Can we talk it over a latte? (Running)  AHHH!  

Jimmy: Okay  now girls, you go.

Carl: When  this is all over I’m going to definitely have a long talk with my llamas about  not shrinking themselves…EVER!

Cindy:  (running towards the food) I’ve got it!

Libby: Good,  now let’s run.

Samantha: If  only UltraLord were here to witness this glorious moment. 

Cindy:  (pulling Sam) Come on.

Sheen: (still  running) Fast as fast can be but you’ll never catch me!

Jimmy: Now Carl, you and I come in.  I just have to think of another plan.

Carl: Okay,  but I’m allergic to ants... especially the red kind.

Jimmy: Carl, you’re a genius!

Carl: But…I  am?

Jimmy: Cindy,  Libby, Sam, Carl, we all have to get this ant out of here.  So here’s the plan.

Libby: Uh oh.

Cindy: Libby,  Sam, prepare yourselves for another long, boring speech by Jimmy  Neutron.

Samantha:  What’s the plan Jimmy?

Jimmy: Well I  was thinking maybe we could make the ant leave by…

Carl: Kicking dirt into the air so the ant will get allergic and sneeze.  Like me!

Libby: Like an ant could really sneeze.

Samantha: I’m  sorry to admit this but Libby’s right.  How can you make an ant allergic?

Sheen:  (panting) Guys hurry up, I’m running out of breath.  (To ant) Come on, sit, play dead, roll  over, do something but just don’t eat me!

Cindy: No  way, no how I’m going to kick dir so a stupid ant will get allergic Nerdtron,  even if you force me

*15 seconds later* 

Cindy: I  can’t believe I’m kicking dirt so a stupid ant will get allergic.

Jimmy: Hey look, the ant is slowing down.

Libby: Way to go Sir Points-Out-The-Obvious-A-Lot!

Sheen: Hey wait a minute this is like in UltraLord episode #139 “Strange Encounters With  Ants While Shrunk In Your Friend’s Front-Yard.”  I can

communicate with this dude, no  problemo.

Carl: Hurry  up Sheen.  I can’t take it  anymore!  (Faints).

Sheen: (Ant  language) Hey dude, can you please stop chasing me?  I’m getting tired here.

Ant: Sorry  ‘bout that.  I just wanted to stop  you from taking my food.  I guess I’ll let you and your little friends go.

Sheen:  Thanks!

Ant: The ants  back at the hill will never let me live this down (runs away).

All:  (cheering) YEAH!

Sheen: Uh-oh  what happened to Carl?  Oh no!  Don’t die, Carl.  And if you see any long tunnels, stay away from the light!

Jimmy: Calm down Sheen, he’s fine.

Carl:  (getting up) What’d I miss?

Sheen: He lives!

Samantha: Hey  Sheen, I thought it was really brave and sweet of you to do what you did  (whispers) and cute!  (Gives him a  kiss on the cheek).

Sheen: Gee,  what pretty colors…

Jimmy: Are  you okay?

Sheen:  (Falling over) I’m coming UltraLord!

Libby: He’s  gone.

Carl: Less  romance, more eating.  I’m hungry over here.

Cindy:  (thinking) You know you want to say something nice.  (Out loud) Jimmy…I…I…

Jimmy:  What?

Cindy: (nervously) I…thought you plan was…okay.

Jimmy: Thanks Cindy.

Cindy: Don’t  mention it, Nerdtron.


Chapter  14: News Flash!
 

Later that  night, Judy and Hugh are at home watching their Friday night movie special!

Hugh: I just  love watching this movie, even though I’ve seen “Quack Busters” a million  times.

TV Announcer:  And now for our commercial break.

Hugh: Aw, darn commercials.

Judy: Hugh  honey, do you mind if I just change the channel for a minute?

Hugh:  (changes the channel) Sure thing, Butter Biscuit.

TV Announcer:  You’re watching the Scary Channel.  From the people that brought you the terror of Wednesday and the horror  of Friday comes a nightmare that’ll make the rest of the week  good…MONNNNDAAAY!

Hugh:  Ahhh! I hate Mondays!

Judy: I guess horror films aren’t for you.  I’ll change the channel.

Hugh:  (shivering with fear) Good idea.

TV Announcer: Gotta Blast! The new hit ice cream  flavor that will blast you out of this world!

Judy:  (switches the channel)

TV Announcer:  The Science Channel…a nice, quiet, peaceful channel full of learning and  knowledge…AND FULL OF CONFUSING THINGS THAT MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN!  WATCH THIS CHANNEL OR YOU’RE AN  IDIOT!

Judy: (sigh)  I miss Jimmy.

Hugh: Yeah, I  know what you mean but the police are working on it.

Judy: No one to yell at when things go wrong that almost end up destroying our house.

Hugh: No one to confuse you and to talk about boring scientific concepts that don’t relate to ducks or pie.

Judy: It’s  not the same around her anymore.

Hugh: Yeah,  I’m really going to miss that kid…Can you please pass the chips?

TV Announcer:  An now news at 10 o’clock with Ann Oy…

Ann Oy: Okay, well people this is the news so listen up!  This just in, there seems to be a case of 6 missing children in our  city.  Yes, you heard me a

bunch of  kids lost!  (Showing pictures of the  gang) Resident boy genius Johnny Newton, young Cody, the friends Lexi and  Stephanie, little Shine, and poor

sweet Mindy all vanished without a trace.  If you have seen any of these kids or heard of them contact us.  The reward is $350 dollars! This is Ann Oy signing off.

TV Announcer:  Thanks Ann Oy, now with the weather…

Ann Oy: Do you want to hear me sing?

TV Announcer:  No and stop being annoying.

Ann Oy: La La  La La La Laaaaaaaaa!

TV Announcer:  Stop it!  (Muttering) They don’t pay  me enough to do this job.

Ann Oy:  Shutting up.

(Judy and Hugh look at each other).

Hugh: That  Johnny Newton kid looks a lot like Jimmy.

Judy: That’s  because it is Jimmy!

Hugh: All  those other kids looked so familiar too.

Judy: Hugh,  those other kids were Carl, Libby, the new girl Sam that Jimmy was telling us about, Sheen, and Cindy.

Hugh: Oh now I get it!

Judy: I  wonder what could have happened to them all.

Hugh: Well  it’s a mystery.  Now change back to  “Quack busters” I don’t want to miss the part with Daffy and Donald and “The  Mighty Ducks” is on at 12!

Judy: Okay. (Thinking) I wish Jimmy were  home.  

 

Chapter  15: Evil Schemes

 

Meanwhile, Professor Calamitous and Beautiful Gorgeous have just gotten outta jail…

Calamitous: I  thought we’d never get out of that filthy jail!

Beautiful  Gorgeous: And whose fault is it that we ended up there?

Calamitous:  Okay, okay mine, but my next plan to destroy the world will be pure genius.

Beautiful  Gorgeous: (walking away) Uh-huh, yeah, sure you do that now.

Calamitous:  Wait a minute, where do you think you’re going?

Beautiful  Gorgeous: I don’t know; let me think…DOING WHAT I WANTED TO DO WITH MY  LIFE!

Calamitous:  Oh, no you’re not young lady.  You’re going to help me with this whether you like it or not!

Beautiful  Gorgeous: You’re not the boss of me. I wanted to be a…

Calamitous:  (Picks up a newspaper) Hey look at this, it says here that…

Okay, you get the picture, Calamitous reads that Jimmy is missing and you know what that means…EVIL!

Calamitous: I  know what we can do for our next plan.

Beautiful  Gorgeous: If it includes melting snow I’m leaving.

Calamitous:  No, no it says that Jimmy Neutron is missing.

Beautiful  Gorgeous: Who cares if that kids with the huge IQ is gone, not my  problem.  

Calamitous:  Do you know what this means?

Beautiful  Gorgeous: Don’t know, don’t care.

Calamitous:  Now that, that Neutron kid is out of the way we shall take over the world!

Beautiful  Gorgeous: You might want to start out a little smaller.

Calamitous:  Okay then we take over his town, then the country, and finally the world!  HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Beautiful  Gorgeous: That evil laugh is starting to scare me now.  And may I ask a simple question?  HOW DO YOU PLAN ON DOING THIS?

Calamitous:  Stealing all of Jimmy’s gadgets, of course.  This will work out perfectly.  Now onward to Retroville!

I don’t know about that Calamitous, none of your evil plots ever work.

Calamitous:  Oh yes they do!

No they don’t!

Beautiful  Gorgeous: Are you fighting with the narrator?  How lame.

Calamitous:  How come you’re not on my side?

‘Cause you’re a meany and I don’t like you!

Calamitous:  (mad) Come on let’s go already.

Beautiful  Gorgeous: Why do I even bother?

 
Chapter  16: Sam’s Idea


The next morning  when the gang is just waking up…

Libby: Ugh, I  can’t believe last night I slept in the dirt.

Samantha:  Libby, we all did!

Cindy:  (scowling at Jimmy) This is the most pathetic thing that’s ever happened to  me.  I wonder who could have started  this whole thing.

Jimmy:  Well…if you haven’t figured this out by now Cindy, WE SHRUNK OURSELVES!

Libby: Way to  go, Captain Duh!

Sheen:  We?  What do you mean we?  I didn’t get to watch UltraLord because of this.

Carl: You now he has a point there Jimmy, my llamas need me.

Jimmy: Look,  we’ve got to find a faster way to the lab and quick before we get in big  trouble.

Samantha:  I’ve got an idea!

Libby: Tell  us Sam.

Samantha: I  was thinking we could split up into groups of 3.  That way it would double our chances of  finding the lab.

Carl: Wow Sam, you’re so smart.

Sheen: Yeah, but hands off she’s spoken for!

Cindy: It’s much better than Nerdtron’s plans.

Jimmy: Yeah…hey!

Libby: I’m  with Cindy and Sam.

Carl: Jimmy I  want to be with you and Sheen.

Cindy: I’ll  go in any group except Jimmy’s group.

Sheen: I’m  with Sam! (Puts his arm around Sam) You’ll be save with us my sweet love flower of desire.

Jimmy: I want to be with Cin…I mean Carl.

Cindy: Guys listen, all the boys can be in one group and Sam, Libby, and I will be in the other group. So there’s no arguing.

Carl: Yay, I’m with Jimmy!

Libby: Fine with me just as long as I’m with my girls.

Samantha:  (Looks at Sheen) I guess that’s okay.

Sheen: Oh  man, I wanted to be with Sam.

Jimmy:  (Pointing in directions) Okay girls go that way and we’ll go the other way.  By the position of the sun I think if we  go in those directions we’ll eventually end up at lab by 3 in the  afternoon.

Cindy:  (Sticks out her foot and trips Jimmy).

Jimmy: (Falling)  Whoa!

Cindy:  Classic element of physical comedy.  Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh.  Ready?

Libby:  Ready.

(Cindy & Libby laugh).

Jimmy:  (getting up) Ha Ha, very funny.

Carl: Wll  what are we waiting here for?  Let’s go.

Cindy:  Bye-bye dorks!

Samantha:  (drooling) Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye…

Carl: Oh no, he looks lovesick.

Jimmy: A couple of hours away from Cindy is just what I need.


Chapter  17: Girl Talk


(The girls are on their own way to the lab).

Cindy: We are Neutron-free; life is good!

Libby: Yeah I  know, now there are no losers to slow us down.  Great plan, Sam.

Samantha:  Thanks.

Cindy: I’m so  happy, which is a big deal…for me.

Samantha: Oh  come on guys, the boys aren’t that bad.  I miss them, especially Sheen.

Cindy: Sam  you’re forgetting three very important words…THEY…ARE…IDIOTS!

Samantha:  Just be nice to them and they’ll be nice back.

Libby: Who would do a crazy thing like that?

Cindy: Don’t  worry Sam, we’ll teach you how to act mean in no time.

Libby:  Yeah.

Samantha:  Cindy, don’t mind me asking but do you have a crush on Jimmy or  something?

Cindy: Huh?  NO WAY!  What are you  kidding?

Samantha: I  was just asking. You make fun of  him and insult him a lot more than Carl and Sheen.  It’s the grade-school romance thing:  HATE equals LOVE!
The more someone  acts like they hate a person, the more they like that person. I know it sounds strange but I think it’s true. You and Jimmy would be  cute together.

Libby: Cindy, are you okay?

Cindy:  (sweating nervously) Yeah, yeah I’m fine.  (Thinking) Oh no, now Sam knows that I like Jimmy.  Okay, okay keep it cool and pretend you hate his guts more than ever, that way she’ll never know.  (Out loud) Sam, that stuff is never true. Did you read that in a book?

Samantha:  Yeah in “UltraLord’s Guide To Life” but…

Cindy: I hate that stupid Nerdtron kid! You know that.

Libby: I don’t know Cindy something is telling me that you like him!

Cindy: (mad) Who asked you anyway? Come on, we have to get moving now.

 
Chapter  18: Boys Will Be Boys

 
(Meanwhile Jimmy,  Sheen, and Carl are on their own way to the lab).

Carl:  (panting) So tired…must rest…need…to…stop.

Jimmy: Okay  Carl, I guess we can make a short stop for a little while.  Hey where did Sheen go?

Carl: Oh no we’ve lost him!

Jimmy:  Sheen?  Sheen?

Sheen:  (running up to them) Yo brethren, what up with thee?  

Jimmy: Where  were you?

Sheen: Oh I  was just reading a book.

Jimmy: A  book?

Sheen: Yeah,  Chapter 13 of  “Cool Moves For Happen’ Dudes,” a guide to impressing the ladies, while I conveniently started  carrying a couple of days ago.

Jimmy &  Carl: (Look at each other)

Sheen: When I  used to like Libby I read a book like this.  Trust me it works on women, especially Sam.

Carl:  Confused?

Jimmy: Oh  yeah.

Sheen: Once I  knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew  this guy’s cousin who said the book was the easiest way to women.  Also I got a discount on it.

Jimmy: (Looks  at Carl) Are you getting this?

Carl: Not a word.

Sheen: The  number #1 key fact is that women love sensitivity…and if you can fake with that you’re in!

Jimmy:  Nothing would ever make this moment okay.

Carl: (snort)  You got that right, I wonder what the girls are up to now.

Sheen: I MISS SAM! THE DISTANCE BETWEEN US IS  TEARING ME APART!

Carl: (To  Jimmy) Here we go again.

Jimmy: Sheen,  Sheen take it easy, it’s not the end of the world.

Carl: Yeah,  it’s not that big of a deal.

Sheen: Not a  dig deal?  Not a big  deal?

Carl:  Um…yeah.  Sheen don’t scare me  because remember the last time I got too scared?  And this time I didn’t bring an extra  pair of pants.

Sheen: (sigh)  And her hair smells like Purple Flurp.

Jimmy: He’s lost it.

Sheen: I just miss her gleaming brown eyes that shimmer in the light, her gorgeous dark  brunette almost black hair that sways in the wind, the way her

eyes look like crescent moons when she laughs, and…

Carl: Make him stop, Jimmy!

Jimmy: Sheen,  enough already…that stuff is kinda creeping me out.

Carl:  Yeah!

Jimmy: Think  of it this way at least Cindy’s not here to pester us.

Sheen: Hold  up Jimmy, do you like Cindy or is it just a pigment of my infatuation?

Jimmy: It’s a  figment of your imagination, Sheen. Yuck! No way would I ever like that mean Cindy Vortex.

Carl: But Jimmy remember when you saved her from the mower and the time you signed a  friend treaty with her at the Candy Bar and…

Jimmy: Yeah,  yeah, I know Carl but that stuff was a while ago.

What are you crazy Jimmy?  You know you like Cindy!

Jimmy:  What? No the narrator is lying!

No, I’m not, I  only tell the truth.  Narrator’s  Honor!  Jimmy likes Cindy…

Cindy  likes Jimmy!

Sheen: Ah-ha proof!

Carl: I knew it.

Jimmy: NO,  NO, NO!  That’s not true.  Come on guys, are you going to believe the narrator or your best friend who happens to be a boy genius?

Sheen &  Carl: The narrator.

Jimmy: Oh whatever. Let’s go already, we need to get going.

Sheen: Okay  Jimmy. (Reading) Use romantic nicknames to get your chick’s attention. (To Jimmy & Carl) Do you think I should call Sam, lover cakes or

Chicky baby?

Jimmy &  Carl: SHEEN!

Sheen:  Coming…(to himself) or maybe Sammy Whammy.


Chapter  19: Devious Deeds


Around noon,  right after Professor Calamitous and Beautiful Gorgeous have gotten into Retroville…

Beautiful Gorgeous: Well, finally here we are in Retroville, so you can steal that  kid’s inventions.  Does that mean I can leave now?

Calamitous:  How ‘bout, no!

Beautiful Gorgeous: (muttering) Loser!

Calamitous:  What was that?

Beautiful Gorgeous: Nothing!

Calamitous: As you know, every diabolical scheme I’ve hatched has been thwarted by Jimmy  Neutron. And why is that?

Beautiful Gorgeous: Because you never get him when you get the chance, and you’re a  loser?

Calamitous: (gives her a dirty look) Let this be a reminder to you that I will not tolerate  failure.

Beautiful  Gorgeous: Okay, whatever.

Calamitous:  See here, I made this DNA tracking device and it tells me where Jimmy lives and  where he keeps his inventions.

Beautiful  Gorgeous: No wonder why it’s a piece of junk…you made it!

Calamitous:  We steal the inventions…

Beautiful  Gorgeous: Then finally get the heck out of there and you can use the inventions to your advantage so you can take over the world.

Calamitous:  Zip it!

(Calamitous and  Beautiful Gorgeous are following the tracking device all over town  until…)

Calamitous:  This is it!

Beautiful Gorgeous: This is what?

Calamitous:  Jimmy’s house.

Beautiful Gorgeous: Okay but where are the inventions?

Calamitous:  According to the tracking device it says right in back of the house. Come on…

Beautiful  Gorgeous: (running towards the lab) Wait a minute, let me get this straight.  You’re stealing inventions from this little clubhouse?  Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Calamitous:  Okay, Ex-ZIP-it A…steal the inventions!

Beautiful  Gorgeous: Yeah, I think we know that already.

Calamitous:  (turns knob) Uh oh, it won’t le me in.

Beautiful  Gorgeous: Well duh, Professor Stupid!  That’s because there’s a DNA scanner you dope!  Maybe if you take some of Jimmy’s DNA  from your tracking device it would let us in.

Calamitous: What a brilliant idea. Just like  your ol’ man.

Beautiful Gorgeous: (holding the DNA to the scanner) Oh Pluzzeee!

A few seconds later…

Beautiful Gorgeous: Okay this is the big moment you’ve been waiting for, now can I  leave?

Calamitous:  No, you’re not going anywhere. Yo  are going to help your father in his quest to take over the world or I’ll  blackmail you with those embarrassing photos from ’86.  

Beautiful  Gorgeous: You wouldn’t!

Calamitous: I  would.  (Looking through the lab)  Now which one’s should I take?

Beautiful  Gorgeous: Just grab all of them!

Calamitous:  Great idea.  You’re beginning to sound like me everyday.

Beautiful  Gorgeous: And that’s not a good thing.

Calamitous:  (Takes everything) This is great.  Muhahahaha!  Now onward to my secret underground lair under the town.

Beautiful  Gorgeous: You have a secret evil lair under Retroville?

Calamitous:  Yes.

Beautiful  Gorgeous: But how can it be a secret if I know about it?

Calamitous:  Never mind that…now to my evil lair.  Muahahaha!

Beautiful  Gorgeous: (shakes her head) This is ludicrous. 

Uh oh!  Now  these evil villains are going to destroy the city.  Where’s Jimmy when you need him?  Will are little heroes finally get back  to normal?