SHOW ME THE MONEY!
By year $year, you will make $balance, you lucky S.O.B";
if($balance < 100000)
MY NAME INIGO MONTOYA. YOU KILLED MY FATHER. PREPARE TO DIE!
(in other words, you didn't make enough money, now you'll spend the rest of your life hand-drawing currency)";
YOU ARE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!!! IT'S PARTY TIME!";